Biggest threat to your life right now

[Claptrap]

Well i can bruise easily...

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

I'm not dead yet. If it weren't for that, I'd be bulletproof.

 

[JRCB]

Hmmm no idea.

Personally, I think it's a crazy chick, but fortunately there's a border separating us.

Other than that, it's probably my own head.

 

[Doclector]

Other people. If you think about it, humanity is a creature with a taste for random acts of murder, with no other excuse than "I didn't like the guy". And alot of people dislike me. That said, alot of people have tried, and evidently, they all failed, so until they send someone good enough at it, I live on.

 

[Robby Foxfur]

Student debt.

Seriously, that crap sucks. I'm only a Sophmore and I'l already a good 14k in student loans for my University.

Being a junior doesn't makes those any better, first hand experience.

Also my campus has a great thing were people jump you then beat the crap out of you then you die 3 hours later in the hospital.

 

[El Poncho]

My cat plotting to kill me using my dog as a henchman.

 

[mark-the-stampede]

probably a caffine overdose.....must stop drinking red bull!!!!

 

[Flamezdudes]

The three men standing next to me with pistols in their hands, trying to force me to do unspeakable things to them...

Or not. I haven't got many problems, but my life isn't exactly exciting either. I'm in my final year, so revision and tests i guess?

 

[Beryl77]

I can't really think of much at the moment, I'm pretty safe here. Maybe I could choke on the grapes I'm eating right now.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Getting hit by a car. Drivers in Vancouver are scary O_O

 

[Shemming]

Not to sound morbid but in my head theres about twenty ways ive seen myself dying. And to be even more happy some are self inflicted!

[sub]I feel a bit unhappy today, im sure i'll be better later[/sub]

 

[thedeathscythe]

This one indian guy told me to watch my back like a month ago, it was super ridiculous. He did this G hand sign and then like hopped away all gangster. It was my ex girlfriends cousin trying to scare me, but thing is, he was super nervous and it was just a joke, I was laughing the whole time and he acted like he knew all this stuff about me, he was like "you're like a rock band guy right? with the rock?" because he google searched my name and low and behold, found my youtube account where I uploaded my bands live shows. Nothing came of it, I never really feared a drive by or nothing, but I thought it would be funny if it happened, seeing as how silly he made himself look.

 

[Eren Murtaugh]

Right now the biggest threat would be if I screw the pooch...meaning if I fuck up...I have my pilot's test today...I opted to retake it. If I do anything wrong I'm fuckin dead.

 

[capin Rob]

Myself... for cerian reasons

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Ooh, pain = cookie. I'll keep that in mind...

I could bake you a cbatch of cookies where ONE of them has a razorblade embedded in it but you won't know which one. Would that catch your fancy?

 

[delet]

Ooh, pain = cookie. I'll keep that in mind...

I could bake you a cbatch of cookies where ONE of them has a razorblade embedded in it but you won't know which one. Would that catch your fancy?

I think I could take that risk. It shouldn't be too hard to enjoy cookies without cutting my throat.

 

[superbatranger]

Not finishing college and ending up working 9-5 at a dead-end job. In other words, failing to achieve the goals I have set for myself.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Obamanomics.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

The dark me. and I haven't got Din's fire..... Ice cream if you get it
Seriously though my blood sugar I'm not diabetic but I faint at lunch if I don't eat breakfast
(Don't worry It's actually hilarious to see people's faces afterward)