"So uh, I don't wanna sound like a dick here, but your chart says you're fucked up. You talk like a fag, and your shits all retarded"Inconsistancies Arise said:That one was quite funny actually. It goes with one of my main rules of lifemrpenguinismyhomeboy said:Idiocracy
The time machine is an amusement park rideNever reason with idiots or expect them to be serious.
Especially when they nominate you as the 'smartest person on the planet' cause you know that plants need water not Gatorade. Like that was also a good twist on it, the reason why their crops don't harvest is cause they replaced all the water on the earth with sports drinks.
"No I need help"
"Hey don't worry man, there are tons of tards that are living kick-ass lives. My first wife was tarded. She's a pilot now."
Best lines from that movie, except for the part where he convinces them he can talk to plants.