Bionic commando plot twist (spoilers maybe)

[tehweave]

So... I just saw the newest ZP video, and laughed like many of you did. One thing I'm wondering about is WHAT is the damned plot twist with his wife that yahtzee hated so much? I don't plan on playing the game (didn't in the first place) so, if anyone knows, post below. If anyone wants to know... Post below.

 

[blunted]

His wife...is his ARM. No, really.

 

[not a zaar]

His wife...is his ARM. No, really.

So he has to jerk off with his monster arm to fuck his wife? That's tough.

 

[Omikron009]

His wife...is his ARM. No, really.

So he has to jerk off with his monster arm to fuck his wife? That's tough.

Thank you for the incredibly unpleasant image, but yes, I do also want to know the spoiler.

 

[the_joker1112]

if it is "he saves her, and she breaks up with him to go off with the scientist that made the arm" then i am going to kill someone

 

[buggy65]

Oh sweet jesus, that literally is the funniest and most retarded thing I've heard in a video game... ever.

 

[UltimatheChosen]

His wife...is his ARM. No, really.

So he has to jerk off with his monster arm to fuck his wife? That's tough.

Thank you for the incredibly unpleasant image, but yes, I do also want to know the spoiler.

That WAS the spoiler. His wife was in his bionic arm.

 

[tehweave]

Ok. I now know, and so does everyone else. That is utterly retarded.

 

[Rampant Human]

i never played the game so, in order to maintain my faith in humanity, i'm going to assume that the twist was intentionally that retarded as a joke (don't correct me or i may never buy another game for fear of something that lame) (except RFG) (and Assassin's Creed 2, and Dead Rising 2) (ok so i wouldn't be that jaded, just disappointed)

 

[dstryfe]

That WAS the spoiler. His wife was in his bionic arm.

Hmm....k. WHAT? How...uh, why did...but...what? Can you explain any? That's just...wow.

 

[Meado]

His wife...is his ARM. No, really.

So he has to jerk off with his monster arm to fuck his wife? That's tough.

Thank you for the incredibly unpleasant image, but yes, I do also want to know the spoiler.

That WAS the spoiler. His wife was in his bionic arm.

Soooooo that's it? Do they explain it at all? Is the 'wife' an AI that's implanted in his arm? Is it some kind of psychological trick they use to train these guys? Is the arm designed to pump pure heroin into his brain so he's just hallucinating? Is it possessed? Is he just insane?
I mean, what the f...?

 

[Marioninja1]

That would mean that he shoots his wife-arm-thing at enemies....

 

[lacktheknack]

I would have less problems with this if it wasn't his WIFE.

 

[Fruitloops89]

Seriously Capcom? Really?

 

[Worgen]

Im sure this was a bet to see if they could do it

 

[L4Y Duke]

His wife...is his ARM. No, really.

So he has to jerk off with his monster arm to fuck his wife? That's tough.

Thank you for the incredibly unpleasant image, but yes, I do also want to know the spoiler.

That WAS the spoiler. His wife was in his bionic arm.

Soooooo that's it? Do they explain it at all? Is the 'wife' an AI that's implanted in his arm? Is it some kind of psychological trick they use to train these guys? Is the arm designed to pump pure heroin into his brain so he's just hallucinating? Is it possessed? Is he just insane?
I mean, what the f...?

Apparently to synchronise with his arm, it needs to have the brain of a loved one.

Yes, it is that stupid. Probably moreso.

 

[Ultress]

It may be utterly moronic but at least it's something different, I think.

 

[ohgodalex]

I think I may need to quit gaming forever so that I might prevent myself from being associated from anything so stupid.

 

[not a zaar]

Seriously Capcom? Really?

I might be wrong but I think Capcom is only publishing this game, it was made by some North American company.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

That WAS the spoiler. His wife was in his bionic arm.

Hmm....k. WHAT? How...uh, why did...but...what? Can you explain any? That's just...wow.

Well I for one think it's sweet.