Bizzare sexual fantasies?

[Savryc]

Right now, off the top of my head, my current crushes would be this lady.

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And this lady.

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Generally having their way with me, whatever the hell they wanted, I'd happily be their play thing.

Although I would require lots of this during recovery time.

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[Delicious Anathema]

Lactation.
Wish I could do it myself too.

Yes I'm creepy. [http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/631854688435262594/0F7DEB3A9CA9FE008B15DEA9C323E6EB4289E37C/]

 

[Harry Mason]

My biggest, and I mean BIGGEST fantasy is having a stranger ask me extremely personal questions on the internet.

*ungh*

*Whispers in your ear* What's your credit card number?

(Laughing on the floor.)

Kidding.

Visa #2837-4700-8362-7765
Security Code #987
Expiration Date 10/13

*hnngh... hnngh... UNGH! GAAAAAAAHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!! AAAhhh... ahhhh... ah...*

*wipes sweat off brow*
Whoo! That did it.

 

[LookAtYouHacker]

My biggest, and I mean BIGGEST fantasy is having a stranger ask me extremely personal questions on the internet.

*ungh*

*Whispers in your ear* What's your credit card number?

(Laughing on the floor.)

Kidding.

Visa #2837-4700-8362-7765
Security Code #987
Expiration Date 10/13

*hnngh... hnngh... UNGH! GAAAAAAAHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!! AAAhhh... ahhhh... ah...*

*wipes sweat off brow*
Whoo! That did it.

Anytime.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Lactation.

Me too, only without the pregnancy/big-bellied part, because that just puts me off. I've always not understood why people are so disgusted by the thought of drinking breast milk, when I've consistently thought, "It's milk. It comes from girls' tits. What's not to like?"

 

[TeletubbiesGolfGun]

The weirdest I get would have to be that I prefer small boobs?
And I used to masturbate to Disney princesses... Specifically Belle.

i will admit in the past 4 years or so, i've gotten incredibly turned on by smaller boobs. makes no sense as i used to be opposite all the way.

A pool filled with Dr. Pepper, bikini's made out of skittles, and my fiance. That's all I would need to reach those 25 unique flavors.

i'm not sure what i would do in such a situation, drink all the dr pepper and eat the skittles or be so turned on that 'd pass out on the spot...


OT: no idea why this always comes up for fantasy wise, but i drool at the thought of having a power ranger sex cosplay (yes i have had dreams about it that were just as cheesy as the show, such as yelling "it's morphin time!" when i wanted to get a huge boner)

no idea why..could be the fact i got my first "tingley" in the pants moment as a kid from the pink ranger.


Seriously...dat ranger.

 

[Zanderinfal]

Capcha: pound cake.

Well, fuck that sounds delicious.

OT: Usually alot of sweating and touching flesh, but that's normal. The weirdest ones were when I imagined I- Well, there was lots of blinding lights and maracas.

Seriously though, the worst I've gotten is lesbianism between a girl and her mom. Not that bad... I don't think. Is it?

 

[Zanderinfal]

I've had an Internet connection for six years. It is impossible for me, now, to get an erection.

That's normal. Actually, some people have that... uh, you might not want to know, but maybe it's best to start looking for medications right about now.