Bizzare sexual fantasies?

[Kae]

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Well thank you, Captain Buzz Killington and Rear Admiral Party Pooper. ¬_¬

Wait you said my name firs and captain first, that means I get to be the captain.
YES!!!

Considering I was also the guy that said Nolan's version of Two Face looked stupid, I find this appropriate.

But I shall ask one more time, do you really like burn scars?

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Yeah.

Spoiler

I'm not actually going to go into my real fantasies. Most of them are kind of specific to the woman I'm actually with, rather than generic fantasies I want to enact with everyone.

 

[Fasckira]

Two girls would be involved, along with a cup.

Nah, I guess two girls just doing their bit to sexually please me. Nothing too imaginative.

 

[BernardoOne]

The girl wearing thigh high socks(preferably with stripe pattern) is something that I find extremely sexy.


Thats it :3

 

[Braedan]

1 = I nearly exclusively fantasise about being a woman in a submissive state (and I'm a man I very rarely take the role of my own gender. Men are not always involved, sometimes I fantasise about lesbian relationships in the 19th century (Victorian London in a garden to be exact.)

2 = When I do take the role of my own gender, it's usually with someone considerably bizarre...

*Cough* Ayn Rand *Cough*

At one point in my youth, I removed my clothing in front of a wooden gypsy in a Disney/Aladdin themed computer game...

God, what's wrong with me (frowns.) Anyway, I'd be interested in hearing others.

I gotta ask bud, when you say fantasize, do you mean "sit there and imagine myself in this situation", or "I sometimes have dreams about this"?

Because that's an oddly specific thing to sit and think about.

OT: I wouldn't say I have anything "bizarre". I like quite thin girls (not anorexic, just low body fat) with reasonably developed ab muscles.

Wouldn't say bizarre, but specific and unrealistic for the real world.

Spoiler: This for example. SFW

Dat gap....

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

Actually, I'd say I'm a collosal hentai fetishist. I'm bi, basically everything goes, AND the depths of the minds of the most fucked up japanese artists don't phase me (Except there's this one thing called like goro or something which actually scares me, other than that...)

The weird thing is, Irl I actually don't have any weird urges irl, I'm pretty much happy to find someone nice who consents [sub][sub]andalsoindulgesinbdsm[/sub][/sub].
So yeah, If you're a cartoon character or particulary hot fanfiction, run

 

[AsurasEyes]

Being dominated by a woman. I'm sorry, that's just awesome in my mind.

Rough sex, clawing and biting

My GF wants to dress me up as a girl and I don't know if I approve or disapprove

and I wanna fuck so many different anime characters it's not even funny.

 

[LookAtYouHacker]

1 = I nearly exclusively fantasise about being a woman in a submissive state (and I'm a man I very rarely take the role of my own gender. Men are not always involved, sometimes I fantasise about lesbian relationships in the 19th century (Victorian London in a garden to be exact.)

2 = When I do take the role of my own gender, it's usually with someone considerably bizarre...

*Cough* Ayn Rand *Cough*

At one point in my youth, I removed my clothing in front of a wooden gypsy in a Disney/Aladdin themed computer game...

God, what's wrong with me (frowns.) Anyway, I'd be interested in hearing others.

I gotta ask bud, when you say fantasize, do you mean "sit there and imagine myself in this situation", or "I sometimes have dreams about this"?

Because that's an oddly specific thing to sit and think about.

OT: I wouldn't say I have anything "bizarre". I like quite thin girls (not anorexic, just low body fat) with reasonably developed ab muscles.

Wouldn't say bizarre, but specific and unrealistic for the real world.

Spoiler: This for example. SFW

Dat gap....

No, before I'm going to sleep usually (and when I'm masturbating before sleeping.)

 

[Rip Van Rabbit]

Two girls would be involved, along with a cup

You sir, have successfully made me choke on me tea with laughter XD

 

[Nickolai77]

Being dominated by a woman. I'm sorry, that's just awesome in my mind.

Rough sex, clawing and biting

My GF wants to dress me up as a girl and I don't know if I approve or disapprove

and I wanna fuck so many different anime characters it's not even funny.

Why don't you let her dress you up as a girl and then in return you get to be dominated, clawed and bitten by her at some point?


OT: I love these threads in an almost voyeuristic sort of way, perhaps because i'm a pretty big fetishist myself and i like to see what proportion of people are like me. As to what those fetishes are, i prefer to only reveal them to loved ones i trust, even if i'm almost anonymous here so i'm not revealing any, so sorry Escapist.

But just so you don't get the wrong idea, i can honestly say my fetishes don't involve scat, blood or pain or any of the extreme stuff.

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

Well thank you, Captain Buzz Killington and Rear Admiral Party Pooper. ¬_¬

Actually, I'm more of a rear admiral.

 

[Puppet Master]

Well, it's not a fantasy, per-se, but I prefer my women either purple or light blue.

You too? This cant be a coincidence...
Well back to the point I have this thing for glasses and black underware. And the weard thing is that when girl takes of her glasses she becomes 2-100 times hotter.(Dependends on the mood)
I also have this thing for black underware. Luckily my lovely girlfriend has a shitload of black cloths. And she has glasses. Oh I am in heaven. Welll I think those werent particulary bizarre but hell who cares?

 

[Queen Michael]

My fetishes are pretty normal. Being dominated by a woman is a huge turn on, and I like many varieties of it, including:

1. Wrestling with a girl who holds me down.
2. Hypnosis, cartoon-style. You know, "look into my eyes, you'll do anything I say..."
3. Being ordered around.
4. A girl using seduction to make me do as she says. (A friend of mine's realized that by acting sexy she can make me buy her stuff and do her tons of favors. I'm not complaining ^^)

Also, while there are hot girls with all kinds of body types, I generally prefer it when girls have curves. I'd much rather have sex with a fat girl than a skinny one.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

'nuf said.

But seriously my weirdest sexual fantasies involves my hair dresser, my chemistry teacher, the manager at the cinema go to, EDI, Natalie Portman and a pornstar (Whom I will not name but rest assured she is a chick) and takes place in an old museum, on Alexander the Great's bed with buckets of lube on standby.

I have issues

(My real most bizarre sexual fantasy

Spoiler

Sex with a moderatly attractive woman whom I go out with for a few months prior, nothing weird, under the sheets at her house

Yeah, I'm totally fucked up)

 

[ThatRandomGuy42]

Things I would consider normal are my nipple and oil fetish.

My fantasy involves some lube, my bed, 2 porn stars (both women, no names mentioned) and a particular Ecchi anime character, the character in question being Leina from Queen's Blade.

...What? The fights are awesome...

 

[ThatRandomGuy42]

I want to pour clear white (warm) slime over a hot girl and fuck her in it.

OH GOD ME TOO.

 

[AsurasEyes]

Being dominated by a woman. I'm sorry, that's just awesome in my mind.

Rough sex, clawing and biting

My GF wants to dress me up as a girl and I don't know if I approve or disapprove

and I wanna fuck so many different anime characters it's not even funny.

Why don't you let her dress you up as a girl and then in return you get to be dominated, clawed and bitten by her at some point?

I would, but I worry that I might mess up the cheerleader outfit -_-

 

[pearcinator]

Well, I'm into a lot of weird shit, but the most "bizarre" would probably be: this fantasy I have about being on death row or what ever, and being able to choose my death. That is, being suffocated between the legs of a dominant woman.

...

Yes.. I know, I need help. Something in my head is royally fucked... has to be.

Death by Snu-Snu!

Also that's how Xenia murdered people in Goldeneye!