Bizzare sexual fantasies?
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Oh, that is just disgusting, you sick, sick, person. Just kidding.Carter Rosen said:
OT: I'm not sure how much flak I'll get for this, but I'll put it out there. Every now and then I'll find myself wanting to have intercourse with female cartoon/anime characters. I blame Zone. Because of him I can't watch an episode of Teen Titans without thinking about what happened with Slade and Raven, or Starfire and Brush Shogan, or Raven and Starfire, or Jinx and Cyborg, or with Jenny XJ-9 and the rock monsters.
...Hm.
I'll be back in a few minutes.
Edit: Also, these fantasies are usually 75% anal. 24% vaginal and 1% oral.
Glasses and black garters. Ideally on a lovely young teacher with golden blonde hair.
That, or Mexican/Native American/Other darkly-colored women, also with garters, only theirs are in white.
That, or Mexican/Native American/Other darkly-colored women, also with garters, only theirs are in white.
I have this irresistable attraction to people who go onto forum posts about things they disagree with or have no interest and then make pointed remarks about people who do find them interesting and want to contribute.Callate said:I have a strange compulsion to reveal my bizarre sexual fantasies to strangers and near-strangers on the Internet.
Oh, wait! No, I don't!
Oh yeah, that's right, complain about how many of these posts you've seen recently. Tell me this topic got old within 5 minutes of its first appearance, and time hasn't improved it. Now tell me you don't see how people are still talking about this! Oh yes, call my intelligence into question! Now tell me how bad I am for being interested in it! Yeah, that's right, I'm a bad, BAD poster!
... What, did I go too far?
Fantasies? That I haven't already done in real life? Hm.
Well, when I was a teenager, I went on vacation with my family in Italy. We visited this castle, and I spent a day flirting with this other teenaged tourist who was there. And then we went our separate ways.
I was a shy, nervous virgin then (hard to imagine, huh?) and he was cute and nice. I spent years fantasizing about making love to that boy on one of the castle battlements.
... so sex in a ruined castle? And/or on a mountain side?
Oh. And I've always wanted to have full sex in a hot tub. I've done some fooling around in one, but I know far too much about infection transmission in hot tubs to go all the way in one I don't personally own. The same goes for the beach.
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Huh. Weird. How is it that I'm one of the more boring fantasies in this thread?
Well, when I was a teenager, I went on vacation with my family in Italy. We visited this castle, and I spent a day flirting with this other teenaged tourist who was there. And then we went our separate ways.
I was a shy, nervous virgin then (hard to imagine, huh?) and he was cute and nice. I spent years fantasizing about making love to that boy on one of the castle battlements.
... so sex in a ruined castle? And/or on a mountain side?
Oh. And I've always wanted to have full sex in a hot tub. I've done some fooling around in one, but I know far too much about infection transmission in hot tubs to go all the way in one I don't personally own. The same goes for the beach.
....
Huh. Weird. How is it that I'm one of the more boring fantasies in this thread?
I think I might top the weird shit meter here, so maybe I shoulden't ... Ahh what the hell why not. Furry ballbusting. I refuse to go into more detail than that.
Specific fantasies?
I don't really have them...though there's this recurring one involving a girl I've been infatuated with for years, a collar with a bell on it that I bought her years back, and massage oil.
Thank you, kind escapists, for making me feel normal.
I don't really have them...though there's this recurring one involving a girl I've been infatuated with for years, a collar with a bell on it that I bought her years back, and massage oil.
Thank you, kind escapists, for making me feel normal.
I've always wanted to have sex on a water slide. We'd stop in a flatter area in the middle of the slide and go at it. Maybe it would even have one of those waterfalls right at that section.
Yes, I have really thought this out. Although I know it will never happen
Yes, I have really thought this out. Although I know it will never happen
This.supersupersuperguy said:
Also, raping or being raped by female fantasy creatures, Elves, Lamia/Naga, etc.
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"Ok Pete you, er, just stay there and let people trample on you with golf-shoes, I'm, uh, just going to go talk to this chick over here...."
As for me, I like female Dragons. A lot. I could go on with quite a few out-there fetishes, but they all have to involve a female Dragon or it just doesn't do it for me.
I'm into everyone and everything. Except feet, for some reason feet do absolutely nothing for me. Too vanilla, maybe.
Also, whenever I really start to care for someone, they instantly become unattractive to me. It's like there's two kinds of people in the world: those who make my heart bounce, and those who do the same for my dong. People can switch from one group to the other, but nobody can ever belong to both at once. It's really pretty fucked up. Even thinking about sex in a serious relationship feels like fantasizing about a sibling, and I'm not into incest. Well, I am...just as long as it doesn't involve any of MY family.
Also, whenever I really start to care for someone, they instantly become unattractive to me. It's like there's two kinds of people in the world: those who make my heart bounce, and those who do the same for my dong. People can switch from one group to the other, but nobody can ever belong to both at once. It's really pretty fucked up. Even thinking about sex in a serious relationship feels like fantasizing about a sibling, and I'm not into incest. Well, I am...just as long as it doesn't involve any of MY family.
It has to be consenting, because, that's how I roll, but seriously, every one of my fantasies are pretty frickin' weird...
Pretty much just a big ol' Sadist myself. So give me a willing/consenting submissive woman or man who has an easy to remember safe word and my ever growing little draw of toys and I am a happy man.
I think my biggest fantasy in this scenario is me and one of my closest friends (who happens to be drop dead gorgeous) teaming up to dominate someone. The fun we could have! She'd possibly even be up for it... but she lives too far away.
I think my biggest fantasy in this scenario is me and one of my closest friends (who happens to be drop dead gorgeous) teaming up to dominate someone. The fun we could have! She'd possibly even be up for it... but she lives too far away.