Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

I am not in a flash mob

 

[Roxas1359]

I supply the mob their weapons and suits.
I'm very rich because of this profession.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for posting in the troll thread.

 

[Evil Smurf]

this is the troll thread.

 

[Fijiman]

I didn't just drive my brother to school in a very cold car. It wasn't warm by the time I got out.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not just evolve my Pikachu

 

[Fijiman]

I play Pokemon all the time.

 

[Evil Smurf]

you should not be stoned to death for that.

 

[Fijiman]

I've played my Pokemon games recently mostly because I didn't get kind of bored with them.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I always get bored of them. You know what does attract my attention? Your mum!

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not happy about being rank #11 on the letter quiz scoreboards. This isn't mostly due to only 22 people having taken the quiz though.
[sub]I was surprised to see that few people having taken the quiz. Normally at least half the Escapist has taken the quiz by the time I do.[/sub]

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have not done that once

 

[pyramid head grape]

I have not been watching LRR for the last 10 hours >.> <.<

(well 5 but shhhh)

 

[Fijiman]

I'm going to go hit people with a vacuum now.

 

[pyramid head grape]

bring it on dark helmet!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I've been participating in this game the whole time.

 

[dalek sec]

I don't feel sick at all today.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I feel so sick. I also know what persona 4 is.