Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

I'm gonna work for 9 hours today.

 

[Living_Brain]

I wish I could be skinny. Then my life would be easier. Who needs those pesky muscles!?

 

[Fijiman]

I'm fat.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not getting more Warhammer 40K books in the mail in the next week or so.

 

[Roxas1359]

I care about my weight and if people care if I'm fat or not.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am naked.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm gonna eat your spleen.

 

[Living_Brain]

I'm masturbating to those words.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't watch this.

I'm masturbating to those words.

Oh god, I needed to hear that. Take me now you sexy brain.

 

[Living_Brain]

I didn't watch this.

I'm masturbating to those words.

Oh god, I needed to hear that. Take me now you sexy brain.

Not for the video, I have something worse:

The lyrics are not in the description.

Not for the second thing, you must love your imagination right now, don't you?

 

[Evil Smurf]

the above videos suck hard

 

[Fijiman]

I don't agree.

Spoiler

 

[dalek sec]

I hate the following intro:

 

[Fijiman]

We must all panic. Right now.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Panic. That's what the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy advices you to do.

 

[Evil Smurf]

that is both a bad book and movie.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I never wanted to read that series.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I hate reading

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I hate Iron Maiden.