Blatant Lies

[Headsprouter]

You can't make a funny video in 7 seconds.

 

[Evil Smurf]

You've been avoiding vine then.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not reading yet another book now.

 

[Rooster893]

I have not recently made money.

This makes me unhappy.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't prefer thongs to runners.

 

[Headsprouter]

The Forum Games are bustling with activity.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not find a 960gb SSD for $599.99

 

[UltraDeth]

I don't need to do something productive once a day

 

[Rooster893]

My YouTube is working.

 

[thesilentman]

I'm tired of DOTA.

 

[UltraDeth]

I like to sweat immediately after a shower

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't have a really good sleep last night. It was a short nap, that's all.

 

[kailus13]

Captcha: Describe the brand "The North Face" with any word(s).

I totally know what that is.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Totally not going into the city to ask about getting a raise. I don't deserve one.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm going to buy a Xbone 180 because no other gaming platform will spy on my like that. I hate free multiplayer and love paying for adverts. Also $100 more means $100 better.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm tired of DOTA.

I hate moments like this.

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[dalek sec]

I'm not staying up tonight.

 

[UltraDeth]

Started my day with Bacon and cappuccino (Truth) It was terrible (lie)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I spent this evening well.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I had a really good night's sleep.