Blatant Lies

[UltraDeth]

Cats are not always annoying

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not going to bed now.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have the best pussy in my avatar.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I shot the deputy, but I did not shoot the sherif.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not wondering why Rooster Teeth has been down for the past 12 hours or so.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I know what roosterteeth is.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hello I'm the Artic monkeys and don't belive the hype.

 

[kailus13]

I'm not tired. I shouldn't go to bed.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not using 3G

 

[kailus13]

I know what 3G is. I am smart that way.

 

[dalek sec]

"This is the End" wasn't funny at all.

 

[Fijiman]

You are all a bunch of sissy weenie babies.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have a phalic space ship.

 

[UltraDeth]

The sound of an unlocked achievement is not pleasing to me

 

[Dr.Susse]

I have a orchestra following me around to score my day.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I once scored with an entire orchestra.

 

[UltraDeth]

I did not just watch The Expendables 2, it was not utterly awesome

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am not listening [http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?feature=endscreen&v=1PXtRZGhhqE&list=UU9wk6mlzKKN3_sVMPd2p-3Q&NR=1] to this over and over.

 

[UltraDeth]

My feet are delicious

 

[EeveeElectro]

My body is not hurting all over for no reason.