Blatant Lies

[UltraDeth]

Neckbeards are cool, and they look comfortable

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am on fire.

 

[Headsprouter]

We should prank call the fire brigade.

 

[Fijiman]

I am best friends with everyone.

 

[Fijiman]

Neckbeards are cool, and they look comfortable

I don't have a neckbeard right now because haven't been too lazy to shave recently.

 

[Rooster893]

Thrash metal is my least favorite metal.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hamsters are alive.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

There is no such thing as being tired.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't play cookie clicker

 

[AwesomeExpress]

The Glades isn't a good show. I don't like Matt Passmore at all.. I will never watch another episode!

 

[Teoes]

I was in a fantastic mood last night and feel good about it.

 

[Headsprouter]

I probably don't need to be doing something else.

 

[UltraDeth]

I hate small, fluffy animals

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I never sleep in.

 

[Headsprouter]

I did not re-enact the BP oil spill in my oven.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

There is going to be horrible food for dinner tonight.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am not wishing I could Escapist Expo.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I had the money for the plane ticket to America so I got there illegally.

 

[Headsprouter]

I won't have to avoid Pokememes for a week...