Blatant Lies

[Rooster893]

I'm not grounded from the PS3 for a week. This makes me happy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Spoiler: I don't hear this whenever skype calls me

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not grounded from the PS3 for a week. This makes me happy.

How do you get stuff confiscated like that? You must be a minor.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't update my Escapist profile. It wasn't all 2009 and stuff.

 

[Teoes]

I'm your God now.

 

[Hero of Lime]

I'm not super excited about getting Wind Waker HD today.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not grounded from the PS3 for a week. This makes me happy.

How do you get stuff confiscated like that? You must be a minor.

I'm an adult.

 

[UltraDeth]

My hair is too short

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm not listening to anything...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not at a school.

 

[staika]

This is the best time to be at work. The sun is in the perfect position so it never shines in my face where I sit.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not 21 on the 14th

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My nose is performing on stage tonight. Anyone want a ticket?

 

[staika]

My nose is performing on stage tonight. Anyone want a ticket?

I'll take five!

 

[Rooster893]

My brother isn't home from college, and neither is his heterosexual life partner. This sucks!

 

[Headsprouter]

I have lots of money to buy drinks tomorrow night.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am currently sober.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm drunk.

 

[Headsprouter]

I am a glass of strong lager.

 

[UltraDeth]

Shaving makes me uncomfortable