Blatant Lies

[Teoes]

I've got a lov-e-ly bunch of coconuts.

 

[Euryalus]

I'm not a yank!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I really miss working retail instead of working my mind. School is uncool yo.

 

[staika]

I always have my worst ideas in the shower for some reason. I have perfect understanding on why that is.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not ungrounded tomorrow!

 

[Hero of Lime]

I'm not looking forward to Pokemon tomorrow.

 

[UltraDeth]

I shouldn't wake myself up with a hot drink of my choosing

 

[Evil Smurf]

LOAD PAGE YOU STUPID THING!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I am not going out of the house today and I totally not feeling any kind of pain from last night paintball.

 

[UltraDeth]

Clean clothes suck

 

[staika]

I am not at work all day today. Someone shouldn't kill me now.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not 21 tomorrow

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm not watching cars go round and round.

Beer isn't helping.

 

[Hero of Lime]

I didn't get a haircut today.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I didn't get a haircut today.

I demand a self-ie!

 

[Hero of Lime]

I didn't get a haircut today.

I demand a self-ie!

I have a camera on me, just don't go to my profile and pretend I have shorter hair in my picture.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I didn't get a haircut today.

I demand a self-ie!

I have a camera on me, just don't go to my profile and pretend I have shorter hair in my picture.

NEVER!

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not 21 tomorrow

I didn't turn 21 about two weeks ago. I don't wish you happy birthday in advance.

 

[Dr.Susse]

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While you're busy joining groups, you shouldn't join this one...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Forum-Games-Group

Keep well away from it.

I hear everyone in that group has a horrible personality.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I hear everyone in that group has a horrible personality.

I heard they eat babies.

It's also an extremely busy group, and certainly doesn't need new members.

I heard they ritually kill a members and have covered up it up since the groups inception.

Also there will be no new members on my watch!