Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

I am that guy whom you hate.

 

[MemLCol TBOT]

i think dead baby jokes have a place in the workforce.

 

[Headsprouter]

AVGN is upper-crust humour.

 

[Fijiman]

I don't wish I was home right now.

 

[Headsprouter]

I did not just get home recently after a completely unsatisfying day!.

Captcha: electro head

You really shouldn't stop giving me these ideas, Captcha.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I don't think the new Mega Evolutions for Pokemon X and Y are a broken. (Looking at you Lucario and Gengar.)

 

[Evil Smurf]

Who wants to buy me tickets to Canada?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have money to spare!

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'll pay for everyone!

 

[Evil Smurf]

Whoop!

 

[Teoes]

I am alert and wide awake after my lunch.

 

[Headsprouter]

My lunch today is traditional.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Mid terms are the greatest. Also I'm totally going to become a film producer.

 

[Headsprouter]

I think you better shut your ASS!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My anus is bleeding.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Being a substitute high school teacher is the easiest job in the world. Absolutely stress-free!

And the students are always nicer to you than they are to their regular teachers... or even their parents!

Hell, most of the time, you get applause as you walk into the room like you're the guest star on a sitcom!

 

[Rooster893]

Reservoir Dogs is a terrible movie. Mr. Orange wasn't my favorite.

 

[Headsprouter]

I have bad siblings.

 

[Rooster893]

I didn't just get accepted into a college!

 

[MemLCol TBOT]

i have children in every country in the world, most have the same mother