Blatant Lies

Evil Smurf · Mar 2, 2014

I'm not going to see Queens of the Stone Age.

Brownie80 · Mar 2, 2014

I'm so going to see The Steve Miller Band in concert.

dalek sec · Mar 2, 2014

I so didn't get more necron forces today to paint.

Evil Smurf · Mar 2, 2014

Brownie80 said:
I'm so going to see The Steve Miller Band in concert.

I've not seen them.

Brownie80 · Mar 2, 2014

Who's that guy you just quoted? Not me, that's for sure!

Living_Brain · Mar 2, 2014

When you feel all alone in this world, just remember that March comes after banana.

Fijiman · Mar 2, 2014

I am King Potato of the Albatross Lake.

Brownie80 · Mar 2, 2014

You probably have a Queen.

Rooster893 · Mar 2, 2014

I hate it when you instantly dislike a new YouTuber.

FPLOON · Mar 2, 2014

Those guys have no class in the world of professional You-Tu-ben!

Brownie80 · Mar 2, 2014

You-Tu-Ben is a real word. Probably in the Urban Dictionary.

Barbas · Mar 3, 2014

I think it's German. It's the plural for Youtube. Youtuben.

Just in case somebody makes another YouTube. They're clever, those Germans.

Evil Smurf · Mar 3, 2014

Talk to your doctor about glodnar today.

FPLOON · Mar 3, 2014

My doctor's afraid of apples, so I can't talk to her today...

Brownie80 · Mar 3, 2014

Apples or peas? They both are grains.

Living_Brain · Mar 3, 2014

Between apples and peas I much prefer peas for their sweet juicy flavour.

Even flavor is spelled wrong. Take THAT Brits!

Fijiman · Mar 3, 2014

For those wondering, yes Brownie80 would look horrible with a silly moustache.

FPLOON · Mar 3, 2014

No one looks good in a silly mustache! It's impossible!!

Living_Brain · Mar 3, 2014

Anyone got a lighter? I've got a cig.

Barbas · Mar 3, 2014

The beaches here are excellent.