Blatant Lies

[Padwolf]

I am not confused by what's going on in this thread

 

[Barbas]

Don't chalk me up for that too.

 

[FPLOON]

Chalk me up for anything!

 

[Living_Brain]

Spoiler: This is not what I'm talking about...

I have a perfectly constructed response to what I just saw.
Dafuq

 

[FPLOON]

Spoiler: This is not what I'm talking about...

I have a perfectly constructed response to what I just saw.
Dafuq

We must not share the same thought process, then...

 

[Barbas]

I can see clearly now, the fog of confusion has lifted.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I want a huge, messy pet.

 

[Barbas]

I think everyone should own an angry hippopotamus.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm dead, Jim...

I was killed by said hippopotamus...

 

[Living_Brain]

Can't spell breakfast without hippopotamus.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Can't spell the end of humanity without breakfast.

 

[Living_Brain]

"A jar of pickles tastes like salami" is a saying passed on through generations. It also applies here.

 

[Barbas]

That man's talking some sense. I say we arm ourselves.

 

[Living_Brain]

I've got a weapons stockpile to give to all of you. It is a collection of vintage coins with a scratch mark on them. Very Hardly effective against coin collectors.

 

[FPLOON]

I have a can of beans... I'm arm to my teeth!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have an army of passive aggressive jelly.

 

[Barbas]

The best way to tell if someone is secretly jelly is to throw them at the wall and see if they stick.

 

[Living_Brain]

The light at the end of the tunnel metaphorically stands for a broken SSD

 

[Barbas]

Hideo Kojima co-wrote Breaking Bad. Legit.

 

[FPLOON]

Hideo Kojima co-wrote Breaking Bad. Legit.

That explains why Walt's son was secretly a Metal Gear!