Blatant Lies

[Dr.Susse]

You don't need to pay for the bus anymore because the bus has become extinct.

 

[Agent Cross]

May 22, 2011 does not exist. The rapture has come and gone. Welcome to the matrix!

*takes blue pill*

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i do not regret pressing the red button

 

[Agent Cross]

I do not feel like I need to punch a kitten after looking through the R&P forums.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I have £1,000 in my wallet.

 

[Connor Lonske]

I am the straightest man alive. I don't have any romantic feelings for guys or transgenders and I don't like it up the ass from girls.

I mean, what kind of pervert would be into that sort of thing?(this is a lie too)

 

[pyramid head grape]

Nope, this is not an other link to a thread.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.285858-Its-a-ridiculous-future

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Public transportation is the best place to pick up hot babes.

 

[Neonbob]

I don't think that I should have a flamethrower.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Neonbob isn't awesome.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I didn't have a full zombie plan! ^^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

All new music is terrible.

 

[Neonbob]

I never swear at people while driving.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I've been watching your neighbor's every move.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Dasboschitt is not hilarious.

 

[Ultraman950]

All projectile weapons suck.

 

[Dr.Susse]

In real life I'm a boss from guardians crusade.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I've beaten every Final Fantasy game.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I am not obsessed with the death of Harriet the Gyarados in my Sapphire Nuzlocke.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am not playing Pokemon as we speak.