Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I get holidays...

 

[RaNDM G]

My Little Pony is a terrible show that no person in their right mind would ever watch.

 

[Dango]

Waffles aren't delicious at all, especially not when perfectly crunchy and with gratuitous amounts of syrup.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Waffles aren't delicious at all, especially not when perfectly crunchy and with gratuitous amounts of syrup.

I completely agree.

 

[Dango]

Waffles aren't delicious at all, especially not when perfectly crunchy and with gratuitous amounts of syrup.

I completely agree.

I can completely tell whether or not you were still lying there.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Waffles aren't delicious at all, especially not when perfectly crunchy and with gratuitous amounts of syrup.

I completely agree.

I can completely tell whether or not you were still lying there.

You didn't just confuse me.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm so sad right now. ^^

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm going to make an album with Jessica Simpson.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I only see things in 2D, so I must were 3D glasses all the time. ^^

 

[GodofDisaster]

I don't find this to be one of the funniest and cutest Pokemon Best Wishes moments of all time. (Sorry couldn't find a subbed version.)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I was a dinosaur in my past life.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I am talking to someone right now.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am not bored.

 

[Ultraman950]

I'm directly responsible for the success of Metallica, Distrubed, and Inception.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Slave lake didn't burn to the ground and my Uncle isn't needing my help.

 

[Ham_authority95]

I love geometry, and it's my favorite subject. I also HATE social studies and band class...

 

[RaNDM G]

Elvis, Biggie, Tupac, James Dean, Anna Nicole Smith, and black Michael Jackson are certainly NOT hiding on a Caribbean island only pretending to be dead to avoid their sudden popularity.

But Kurt Cobain isn't dead.

 

[Neonbob]

I love the idea of skydiving.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Being drunk or stoned right now would solve most of my problems.

 

[Ultraman950]

Being blasted in the face with a shotgun can only be beneficial to your health and mental well-being.