Blatant Lies

[GodofDisaster]

I'm not playing my DS and typing this at the same time.

 

[Neonbob]

I have never tried to eat someone.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I've never thought of chasing squirrels with a fluffy top hat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have never tried to eat someone.

I am not terrified.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I am not on a mission.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not curious about its nature.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I do not agree.

 

[pyramid head grape]

My mission isn't to make 2500 posts in 4 days!

 

[Neonbob]

I swerve for squirrels.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I live on the streets.

 

[Stoic raptor]

I hate dinosaurs and think they deserve to be extinct.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I do not, someday, wanna learn to tango.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My mission isn't to make 2500 posts in 4 days!

Your goal won't earn you the Neo yet.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'll upset your balance, my lord!

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I'm totally tubular, dudes!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm so high right now.

 

[Ultraman950]

There's three full-sized katanas in each of my eyes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Valve's fanbase is not impossible to please.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I haven't been hitting the bottle.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I did not just consecutively fail at 3 different games.