Blatant Lies

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not drinking more whiskey. ^^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That giant essay I've been working on? Totally done. Yep. Didn't procrastinate on this at all...

I'm not in the same boat.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I wet myself and squee like a little girl every time I see Angelina Jolie.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am not gay right now.

[sub]And I don't mean that in the traditional sense of the word.[/sub]

 

[pyramid head grape]

I am not gay right now.

[sub]And I don't mean that in the traditional sense of the word.[/sub]

Dam, not this guy again. I am so angry right now and not happy in the slightest. ^^

 

[GodofDisaster]

I don't have a small fictional crush (ok massive) on Erza from Fairy Tail.

 

[pyramid head grape]

The above post is a massive lie.^_[sub]^[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't just kill a spider.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I love spiders, they're cute.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Especially giant wolf spiders. They're the cutest.

 

[Neonbob]

I have never pet an animal.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Especially giant wolf spiders. They're the cutest.

I want one in my house. (God no, I can't even joke about it :c)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have never pet an animal.

I have made love to a chicken.

 

[Neonbob]

I have never watched South Park.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I totally did not double ninja [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.287189-Animated-Avatars#11339328] someone today.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I don't like South Park.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I like South Park.

[sub]Just not my kind of humor I guess. I'm the kind of guy who finds Dilbert funny.[/sub]

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Kung Fu Panda 2 did not disappoint me today B(

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't predict that movie being terrible, even though I have not seen it.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I would love to see Dane Cook live... :L