Blatant Lies
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I don't have another idea for an avatar when I get bored of my current one.
[sub][sub]It won't be for a while though.... look at how much fun Spike is having![/sub][/sub]
[sub][sub]It won't be for a while though.... look at how much fun Spike is having![/sub][/sub]
Most don't know this but:
Our life has been governed by England in ways you don't realise. Originally because there was no standard unit of measurement; many builders were sent to the Tower of London for shoddy craftsmanship. With this influx of recently executed tradesmen the tower's guards had an great excess of spare limbs which quite morosely led to several things that today we take for granted.
For example they used spare feet as a base for a new system of measurement which also in effect got rid of the building collection of dead builders. They even one tea and sandwich break created the much loved game football. Which is still played today.
Other clever uses were:
The modern saying "Getting a head in life" (Guards would give heads if they forgot a birthday)
The armchair (as gross as it sounds)
Toothpaste (Originally Made from powdered teeth)
So thank you England. Without you there would be a lot less builders in the world.
Our life has been governed by England in ways you don't realise. Originally because there was no standard unit of measurement; many builders were sent to the Tower of London for shoddy craftsmanship. With this influx of recently executed tradesmen the tower's guards had an great excess of spare limbs which quite morosely led to several things that today we take for granted.
For example they used spare feet as a base for a new system of measurement which also in effect got rid of the building collection of dead builders. They even one tea and sandwich break created the much loved game football. Which is still played today.
Other clever uses were:
The modern saying "Getting a head in life" (Guards would give heads if they forgot a birthday)
The armchair (as gross as it sounds)
Toothpaste (Originally Made from powdered teeth)
So thank you England. Without you there would be a lot less builders in the world.
I played the best LoL match jut now.
My team wasn't a bunch of assholes who blamed me for everything that went wrong and drove me fucking insane, then tried to get everyone to report me. I don't feel too pissed off to even exist.
My team wasn't a bunch of assholes who blamed me for everything that went wrong and drove me fucking insane, then tried to get everyone to report me. I don't feel too pissed off to even exist.