Blatant Lies

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I feel young.

 

[Dr.Susse]

It's in the fog!

We're all going to die!

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm happy that I lost an hour due to daylight savings time.

I also can't wait to go to work!

 

[Roxas1359]

I would hate to have a job.

 

[Rooster893]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3497076/Life+to+do+list/

It wouldn't be funny to do some of these.

 

[Roxas1359]

That's stuff I'd never do.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I don't feel compelled to do the hand out lemons one.

 

[Roxas1359]

Lemons are too sweet for me to eat.

 

[Alduin Silas]

Your life means nothing to anything or anyone. (Deep thought for the day)

 

[Lionsfan]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3497076/Life+to+do+list/

It wouldn't be funny to do some of these.

That is completely unfunny and you should feel ashamed for sharing that with everyone

 

[Roxas1359]

I see the hamsters that the message says are there.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I don't have exams in a few hours. I have a feeling they'll go great!

 

[Roxas1359]

You'll do terrible and your fear is all for real.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

I didn't have to answer a captcha to post this. It was "beans are good, eat some NOW!. This captcha brought to you by the bean company." Shortest captcha ever.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...That's not worrying.

 

[Roxas1359]

None of these captchas are fun to fill out though...
[sub]For example, I got one that said to describe Bank of America in a few words. Oh boy did I describe them...[/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Nero: Best buddies and lovely guys?

 

[Roxas1359]

Yes, though words are truly the best ones to describe that bank.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I don't feel like they are keeping my money safe I feel more like I'm saying to my bank "here you go I love you."

 

[Roxas1359]

I just watched a very boring LP of a poplar game.