Blatant Lies

[The Night Angel]

I always wanted to be a ballerina

 

[mParadox]

Ballerina isn't a sport of endurance! It's a horrible, degrading exercise. >:c

 

[Fijiman]

American football is the best sport ever invented. I watch every game with deep, unbridled passion. I also love the color pink so much that I painted my room pink.
[sub][sup](truth be told my room actually was pink at one point before it was my room)[/sup][/sub]

 

[The Night Angel]

I never lie. Also, I hate basketball!

 

[Fijiman]

I have every day planned out for the rest of my life. I even accounted for almost every possible event that could mess up said plans.(the only one I'm not able to account for is an attack by super gnome-moles because no one will be able to react fast enough when that happens)

 

[mParadox]

I don't wanna try tennis. >.>

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My legs do not ache.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Today there isn't an Australian tradition that has to be seen to be believed.
We don't go to a pub and bet on a heads or tails coin toss.

I hate this country.

 

[The Night Angel]

I won't be watching the Heat vs Celtics match tonight
I love the twilight saga...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not leaving for oral surgery soon. D:

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not hoping Red's surgery goes well.

 

[dalek sec]

Me neither, hope it goes horribly wrong so we can laugh at him. D:

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm not leaving for oral surgery soon. D:

Awesome. Bad luck to you, sir!

 

[mParadox]

Worst of luck to ya mate!

 

[dalek sec]

I hate this damn song:

 

[Fijiman]

So do I. I regret ever hearing it and putting it on my iPod.

 

[Fijiman]

This isn't the 17000th post on this thread. This thread does not exist. I'm a rock man.

 

[mParadox]

You stole that post! D:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Arrest him!

 

[mParadox]

*arrests you* You are under arrest for being too good to be true.