Blatant Lies

[mParadox]

Aye. You wouldn't be.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not sleepy

DON'T YOU DARE SWITCH BACK TO FIRO!

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not sleepy

DON'T YOU DARE SWITCH BACK TO FIRO!

I lied It's forever!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sucked in Redlin you didn't win the background contest.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Sucked in Redlin you didn't win the background contest.

It was all me! ME ME ME! It was my amazing talent and my ability to win over people to my thread that did it! I AM THE BEST!

My ego is swollen and needs puncturing.

Don't vote for the other entries, all of them suck. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/116942-The-Escapist-Background-Contest-Its-Time-to-Cast-Your-Vote]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The space one is stupid!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Here's my bill you'll find it distressingly modest.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This place would fall apart without me.

 

[Fijiman]

I just won all the lotteries.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm itchy all over.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

I've kept up with every post here since my last post.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I saw your last post.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm quite gifted at hypnotising chickens.

 

[Fijiman]

I can play any instrument with a string on it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm magical.

 

[Fijiman]

I believe everything I see on the internet.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You didn't see my motto?

 

[mParadox]

I didn't! Not so long ago. >.>

 

[Dr.Susse]

[HEADING=2]Dr.Susse's recipes[/HEADING]

Ingredents:
1 Pint of milk
1 Pint of Orange juice
3 Cubits of ice
1/18 of a tonne of bacon fat
A fist-full of parsley
A blade of grass
As many eggs as you can find.

Boil the Milk and Orange juice making sure to curdle.
Throw the ice at the eggs cracking them and spilling the egg yolk from within them.
Purée the rest of the ingredients and then add to the burnt husk of orange juice/ milk.
Bake for one hour on high.
Salt to taste.

 

[mParadox]

That sounds morbidly terrible.