Blatant Lies

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My favorite name isn't Princess Haily.
I didn't come up with two more cool names to use...

 

[Roxas1359]

I've not been called many names.
Many of them were very nice, only a small portion were mean.
Now who wants to eat this whale with me?

 

[Fijiman]

@Nero: Yes, I shall be able to play with expert precision with my arms strapped to a chair. We should do it.
All of my nicknames were used for more than a few weeks.

Also, I'm not watching Toonami right now.

 

[Evil Smurf]

i am not watching Eurovision tonight

 

[Roxas1359]

Toonami has begun where I live.
@Fiji: Afterwards I'll take you out for some pizza. I'll pay for it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sometimes I wonder about the state of the world.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm about to destroy the Great Barrier Reef.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am the least sexy person on this thread

 

[=y]

I didn't go to a ridiculously awesome LAN party today. It was planned.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm about to destroy the Great Barrier Reef.

You can't it's where Australia hides its weapons of mass destruction.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not tired and sick. I'm not looking forward to plopping down in my cool bed.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm not drinking tea on a hot summer's day.

 

[Fijiman]

I just sent everyone here a thousand dollars.

 

[Fijiman]

I didn't just find a tick on the back of my leg. I'm pretty sure I left all of him in there.

 

[staika]

I'm not at work and some kid didn't just call me "old man" D;

I'm old >.>

 

[Roxas1359]

Grandpa, give me some money.

 

[staika]

The only money you'll get is in the form of quarters because as an old man I am payed in quarters.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm so full. I couldn't eat another bite.
I mean there is so much food in my house so I can always eat.
Plus if I've got no food I'll just steal from you guys.

 

[Rooster893]

My brother is being a very nice person right now.

 

[=y]

I'm so full. I couldn't eat another bite.
I mean there is so much food in my house so I can always eat.
Plus if I've got no food I'll just steal from you guys.

You can have all my food.