Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

@Night: We didn't miss you either. We actually celebrated you being gone.

 

[The Night Angel]

I was invited to that party, strangely enough.

 

[Roxas1359]

I go to parties often.
When I do, they aren't very special.

 

[staika]

It's freezing outside, I am also not at work and it is dead here x.x

 

[The Night Angel]

I have never worked a day in my life.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not bored since I've got chores to do.
I'm also not lonely as I have video games.

 

[The Night Angel]

I have never felt lonely a day in my life.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I haven't been fighting a headache all day.

I am also never lonely.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm going to go eat someone's children.
I'm Mike Tyson you see.

 

[The Night Angel]

I believe in the tooth fairy, and think that alcohol is a terrible, terrible thing.

 

[MammothBlade]

EVE Online subscriptions aren't going for UNDER half-price right now. I didn't just take the plunge.

I also believe alcohol is evil.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've been drinking all my life.
I know how alcohol tastes.

 

[=y]

I drink a lot.

 

[Roxas1359]

You and I should go to a bar, order every single drink, and then combine them all into one mega-drink.

 

[MammothBlade]

That sounds like a bad suggestion. So I'm going to go and treat both of you to a few drinks at the finest drinking establishment I know. My house.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'll go and eat all of your food and trash your house.

 

[The Night Angel]

I'll trash your food and eat your house.

 

[Fijiman]

To hell with your alcohol, I'm doing drugs.

 

[Roxas1359]

Screw your drugs, I'll rob my own drugs from the Mexican Drug Cartel.