Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

I hate you all and I hope you live in a turkey.

 

[Malyc]

I don't think that if I lived in a turkey that the house would be eaten in a half hour...

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm allergic to turkey and chicken.

 

[Fijiman]

So am I, but that's the reason that I almost never go to the nearest KFC.(which wasn't built after the Hardees burned down)

 

[MammothBlade]

I didn't have a KFC yesterday.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't enjoy ordering stuff.
I didn't order some extension equipment.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I've ordered things.

 

[Roxas1359]

My cat didn't do the same thing.
My bed is very large so it wasn't bad.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My bed is tiny.

 

[=y]

I didn't stay up late last night.

 

[Roxas1359]

I go to bed early all the time.
It is easy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I went to bed early last night, too.

 

[Roxas1359]

I hate that my great aunt Nancy came to town.
Her stories are boring.
My bed isn't a twin.
[sub][sub]Just found out my Grandma and Grandpa met in a bar.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My bed isn't a twin bunk bed.

 

[Rooster893]

Yesterday was one of the worst times of my life.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not going to help paint at my church tomorrow.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm so not on my trip right now.

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't get a new TV.

 

[Fijiman]

I love you for being able to get all this stuff.

 

[=y]

I won't be checking something tomorrow due to a very stupid mistake I made here today.