Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

I will beat you with a pointed stick.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I will dance the dance of kings.

 

[Fijiman]

I've never fought with my younger brothers before. It's not like it's an unavoidable fact of life or something.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I wasn't gone.

 

[Roxas1359]

I shall see that girl, watch that scene, and start diggin' the dancing queen~

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I saw the girl. I know who she is.

 

[Roxas1359]

She's a very ugly girl.
I must drink until she's pretty. XD

 

[Dr.Susse]

An amime about Jazz.

Shit idea will not watch!

 

[Rooster893]

I am not excited at all for the concert I am attending tomorrow. I have not been a fan of the Red Hot Chili Peppers since I was 6 years old.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm chillin in Area 51.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't give my spare CS:GO invite away.

 

[Rooster893]

I hate the PlayStation 1.

 

[Silver Patriot]

This is the 18328th post in this thread.

 

[Norendithas]

I'm happy to not see Pyra or Redlin here.

 

[Fijiman]

Redlin isn't using another profile until he's done preparing his 40000th post.
I know who Pyra is.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He isn't talking about Pyramidhead Grape.

 

[Vegosiux]

I most definitely didn't think about a certain hyper-kinetic rabbity thing when seeing the above poster's username.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I can tell what the above poster's avatar is.

 

[=y]

I didn't have a good idea for a story I'm writing.

 

[Roxas1359]

I got no money for graduation.
I won't be able to pay for a laptop. (^.^)