Blatant Lies

[MammothBlade]

I did not find a centipede in the bathroom this morning. It wasn't somewhat creepy.

 

[onewheeled]

The band I might be the bassist for is devoted exclusively to covering songs that William Hung has covered as well. With his vocal track being played over our instrumental, naturally.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm looking forward to taking this band-aid off the back of my leg. My legs are smooth as a baby's bottom.

 

[Roxas1359]

@overpuce: A stole isn't also known as a sash
I don't wanna graduate, I want to stay at high school all the time.

 

[Verzin]

I am not looking forward to my impending trip out of america.

 

[MammothBlade]

I'm going to hijack your plane.

 

[=y]

I nuked your hometown.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm doing nothing tomorrow so I'm going to be posting a lot.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't want an HD remake of the first Jet Moto.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've played Jet Motto a lot.

 

[MammothBlade]

I am a Claymore.

 

[Roxas1359]

You're a type of great sword?
Well, if we're being honest: I'm a government agent sent to spy on you all.

 

[MammothBlade]

I'm not going to challenge you to a sword duel. Don't choose a weapon.

 

[Roxas1359]

I won't choose what my avatar has.
[sub]Cane swords are awesome.[/sub]

 

[MammothBlade]

I don't choose my fabled Mammoth Blade.

[sub]Give me everything you've got, bone bag![/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

First things first: I don't want to know about your avatar.
Now come at me!

 

[MammothBlade]

My avatar is not a half-Human half-Yoma hybrid - aka a claymore.

I'm not going to throw your skeletal body in the ocean when I defeat you. It's not like water weakens you or anything...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Work is still on today.

 

[Fijiman]

I am the best fighter of all time.

 

[Roxas1359]

I beat everyone in every fight.
I never lose.
[sub]Pacifist here.[/sub]