Blatant Lies

[=y]

@overpuce: It's sounding like she'll be in a very, very close place.

 

[Sacman]

My older brother isn't a huge raging ducking asshole who didn't ruin my childhood and I don't think about murdering him in his sleep sometimes...

 

[Roxas1359]

My older sister is the kindest, most emotionally stable human being on the planet.

 

[=y]

I'm very close to her. By that I mean by location and not affection.

[sub]I must be tired, lying seems really hard right now.[/sub]

 

[MammothBlade]

I can use my left thumb right now. It isn't covered in a bandage due to a nail infection.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm taking a soda bath right now.

 

[MammothBlade]

You can hop in mine - I have roman-style baths at my mansion.

 

[MammothBlade]

I love energy drinks. They don't make me sick.

 

[Fijiman]

I use energy drinks all the time.

 

[Roxas1359]

My aunt isn't coming to stay with us today.
I'm not excited for it one bit.

 

[=y]

Who wants to join me in a Jacuzzi full of Hydrochloric acid?

 

[Roxas1359]

I sure love the smell of cigarettes.
I could just inhale that smoke all day.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'll join you in your jacuzzi hijinks!

 

[Fijiman]

I've been playing video games all day.

 

[Evil Smurf]

The Rime of the Anchent Mariner is not stuck in my head.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm so not going on a trip this week, it's not going to be fun.

 

[Link_to_Future]

I am not hitting 4000 posts tonight.

 

[=y]

I'm hitting 40k posts tonight.

>.>

<.<

Also I didn't finally get to see the Avengers. Terrible movie, they don't deserve my money. I probably will never see it again.

 

[=y]

It is a waste of your time.

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't get a new stole for graduation.