I didn't post this in another thread earlier. I won't post it here because no ones talking about drinks.
coco-cola went to town, diet pepsi knocked him down, dr.pepper fixed him up, and now we're drinking 7-up, 7-up got the flew, now we're drinking mountain dew, mountain dew fell off a mountain, now we're drinking from a fountain, but the fountain broke, now we're drinking cherry coke, cherry coke lost the cherry, now we're drinking logan berry, logan berry said "oh deer" now we're drinking root beer, root beer what a joke, now we're back to drinking coke.