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Vesuvius Hetlan

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Sep 3, 2010
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My parents find it amusing when I put 15 packets of sugar and 4 flasky things into my coffee because I got a black coffee instead of something not bitter(Which I'm totally lying about doing.)
 

Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King

What the hell am i!???
Oct 25, 2010
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I didn't post this in another thread earlier. I won't post it here because no ones talking about drinks.

coco-cola went to town, diet pepsi knocked him down, dr.pepper fixed him up, and now we're drinking 7-up, 7-up got the flew, now we're drinking mountain dew, mountain dew fell off a mountain, now we're drinking from a fountain, but the fountain broke, now we're drinking cherry coke, cherry coke lost the cherry, now we're drinking logan berry, logan berry said "oh deer" now we're drinking root beer, root beer what a joke, now we're back to drinking coke.
 

XIII's Number XIV

Not in here, you idiot!
Sep 14, 2009
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I don't prefer Fanta/fruit-flavored softies over Coke >.>

I'm usually not the odd man out when it comes to things like this.
 

pyramid head grape

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Not my facial expression at my first time read it. ^^
(I was doing it wrong) :p