Blatant Lies

[Rooster893]

Seeing R.E.M perform Everybody Hurts live didn't make me cry. At all.

Nope. Not one tear was shed....

 

[GodofDisaster]

I have never cried in my life, nope not even as a baby.

Off topic: When I was around 8 I had a car boot slam down on all of my fingers, none of them where broken, but I can say this. It didn't hurt at all, in fact I actually got super powers from it.

 

[Roxas1359]

My grandfather's surgery wasn't a success.

 

[DJude]

I once yodeled a french ballad to my grandmum for her 72nd birthday... it was so beautiful, I broke down in tears at the end and flew away on her wheelchair...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My grandfather's surgery wasn't a success.

I'm going to kill you because we can't celebrate.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Random medical injections for all!

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I didn't buy a new laptop, it won't be here before Christmas. :3

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sucks to be you.

Is it an horrible excuse for a computer?

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I know a lot about computers so i know it's great. it's not this [http://www.qvc.com/qic/qvcapp.aspx/view.2/app.detail/params.item.E168147.desc.Dell-156-Notebook-Intel-Core-i5-8GB-RAM-640GBHD-wSoftware] one.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Wait that's not a computer!

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Your right! It's a duck!!!

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not going on a trip today and I won't miss you guys till I return!

*waves*

 

[Dr.Susse]

Badbye.

If you're going Exterminating kill some for me.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I not freezing.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I hate Christmas.

 

[steeple]

I celebrate christmas...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm not interested in what you celebrate.

 

[staika]

I didn't almost tear my meniscus in my left knee earlier.

 

[steeple]

@vvv: mainly laziness and probably hanukah later this month...

 

[pyramid head grape]

Sound and Skyrim love each other!