Blatant Lies

[kailus13]

I have never lost myself staring at Evil Smurfs avatar.

 

[Evil Smurf]

That fact means it is easy to replace it.

 

[Roxas1359]

People are always hypnotized by my avatar.

 

[Rooster893]

I am very happy that my home ec teacher is not giving me a chance to improve my grades, as they are not keeping me from being able to play my games.

 

[MetaKnight670]

I did not make my first ever thread tonight, and I expect it to do really well!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not recommending you all play a game called don't starve.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I am the golden calf!
Worship me!

 

[Roxas1359]

My avatar is showing up...

 

[Dr.Susse]

My evil pan has worked!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It has been slow going here. Yup, been doing nothing at all...

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not wide awake at all.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Parks and Recreation is a terrible show.

 

[MetaKnight670]

I never tell a lie, ever!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not just buy an iphone 5.

 

[MetaKnight670]

I own at least one apple product.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I have all the apple products.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't mostly own products

 

[MrCollins]

I own people

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not in Pub Club now.
It doesn't feel weird.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You have joined a secret society. Two weeks from now we come and install the goat into your home.