Blatant Lies

[MrCollins]

I am not holding a spoon.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not trying to lose weight.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not reading right now.

 

[UltraDeth]

This is not my post

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am

 

[Evil Smurf]

I want Eurovision spoilers

 

[Teoes]

I care.

 

[Goofguy]

I wish it wasn't Friday because I don't want to enjoy this three day weekend.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I don't want it to be next Wednesday so I can't be on holiday.

 

[UltraDeth]

I do not secretly want a job

 

[Headsprouter]

I don't look forward to Summer, and I am not worried about doing well in my A-levels...

 

[Evil Smurf]

Bad morning.

 

[Headsprouter]

Terrible to see you, too.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Hitler was right

Check out this
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[Fijiman]

I didn't see a Minecraft version of that.

 

[staika]

Not sad that I shaved my goatee for my interview, now I look really young again. It's even better in that it sounds like I got it as well. Really bummed out about it now that I learned that the job it turns into is part time, I don't take solace in the fact that I can't find a different internship that revolves around code which is my strength.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Tommy the cat is my name.

And I say unto thee.

 

[UltraDeth]

I really like skinny jeans

 

[Headsprouter]

I disagree, skinny jeans are awesome.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I wear skinny jeans to bed.