Blatant Lies

[Potentpillow]

I'm not eating for the next week.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not fairly annoyed for a few reasons right now.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I don't want to kill one of my roommates.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't want to kill one of my roommates.

Pay me, I'll do it!

 

[UltraDeth]

All of you are idiots (except me)

 

[Fijiman]

I absolutely love being sick. It's so much fun to feel like shit all day.

 

[UltraDeth]

Don't get better

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I patrol the neighborhood while riding a camel.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am a sexy Russian bride

 

[Fijiman]

The forum games are very active today.

 

[UltraDeth]

My computer is alive and taking over the world

 

[Teoes]

I'm able to work just now and am gutted by the fact.

 

[UltraDeth]

Work? What's that?

 

[staika]

This isn't one of my favorite avatars.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I'm not freezing my arse off and I don't feel lonely :<

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I didn't just back Loading Ready Run's kickstarter project. Nobody should.

 

[UltraDeth]

I know you all love sniffing your farts

 

[Teoes]

I don't know what to do with the banana I have sitting on my desk.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Rob a bank with it.

 

[Teoes]

I have not already put it inside me.