Blatant Lies

[Euryalus]

If I tell a lie, I die. *dies*

*in a ghostly voice*

If I break the thread, do I get bonus points?

You there! Escapist poster # 117,825 below me! Answer my query!

 

[Evil Smurf]

http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/wsg/image/1369/35/1369350126301.gif

D: vat did das say?

 

[Hero of Lime]

I post here all the time...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I see you all the time.

 

[Barbas]

Your forum games aren't as fiendishly compulsive as you think they are.

 

[Euryalus]

Blind willie Johnson isn't the shit.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't need to have a better self image.

I'm not trying to work on it.

 

[Headsprouter]

I have an effective way to solve that problem: Don't change your avatar.

 

[Euryalus]

I Love chocolate. Oh my god it's so amazing !

*not twitch*

 

[Evil Smurf]

My nose is not blocked D:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My fingers are smoking after all that posting.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My nose is not blocked D:

I don't know that feel.

>.<

 

[Colour Scientist]

I am jealous of your blocked nose.

 

[Rooster893]

I have a large but unloyal group of friends. I hate them!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not excited for desert bus.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't become a member of the Australian Labor Party on Thursday

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I am an extremely sexy man

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't brush my teeth.

 

[Teoes]

I didn't check out Brutal Doom last night. It sucked.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I do not completely hate an officer I have to work with.