Bobby Kotick insults every indie developer on the planet... except Bungie

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Isalan

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Do you reckon we could raise enough money in a group pot to hire a hit man?

And could we be prosecuted?

Or we could wait til he starts trying to sell sex to his wife and gets stabbed.
 

The87Italians

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If I was trapped in a room with Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Bobby Kotick and had a gun with 2 bullets, I'd shoot Kotick twice. Jeez I hate that guy.
 

Serenegoose

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Kotick is exceptionally talented at keeping Activision in the press at all times. He's not a real person, he's like Emmanuel Goldstein - just someone for you to focus your hate onto, so that you never stop paying attention to Activision.
 

No_Remainders

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Daystar Clarion said:
Bungie? You mean those guys who've made the same game over and over for the past 10 years? (Except Halo Wars of course).
They didn't make Halo Wars; Ensemble did.
In any case; Halo has evolved. I enjoy Reach.

Of course; nothing beats the original.

OT: I still think Kotick is the most evil person on the planet.


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The87Italians said:
If I was trapped in a room with Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Bobby Kotick and had a gun with 2 bullets, I'd shoot Kotick twice. Jeez I hate that guy.
Quote from the office FTW!
 

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I´d say don´t feed the troll, but he won´t be reading this anyway ;-)
That just happenes when you really don´t know shit about the industry, and everything about money, I guess. It makes sense to try to complement your buiseness partners, but even if I where bungie, I would just laugh at this.
 

TheMadTypist

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Kotick, look, there's a reason you have your job, I'm sure. But whatever that reason is, it's not because you do good things for PR- So, for the good of your company, your employees, and not least, your reputation, shut up and get back in your cave and torture some peons or whatever it is you do when you're not making idiotic comments that generate negative community emotions towards you.
 

Jakeli

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Wolfram01 said:
Ugh!

Saddens my that some of my friends actually asked me if I'll be pre ordering Black Ops too. It's the people who don't frequent gaming sites, and don't know of how evil Kotic is, that will support their products... and sadly, that's a LOT of people.
You shouldn't hate the games just because the developers are owned by assholes. That's like hating soldiers because they're drafted into a war; or hating the cook at a restraunt because the manager called you a douche. i.e. you can like black ops as still hate kotick without being a hypocrite, or an ignorant ass.
 

Beryl77

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Scrumpmonkey said:
Beryl77 said:
Everyone, just stop talking and posting on forums about. That's exactly what he wants. I know it's hard not to do that because he's an asshole who eats the souls of little children for breakfast. But he's just like all Trolls, if you don't feed them, they'll disappear after a while.
Actually no, the more we talk about it the less reputable Activsion becomes. He's not just some meaningless, feckless bastard like Jack Thompson. He is the head of the biggest publishing comglomerate IN THE WORLD and who recently brought out the most profitable entertainment product in the world. Drawing attention to his disregard for gaming as an industry can only be a positive thing. This man is harmful to gaming and the more his words are exposed the more people will realise this.
I think it's no use because the problem is that most people who buy Activisions games, like mw2 are just people who don't frequently visit gaming websites. So there are more then enough people who buy his games no matter what he does.
For example, in my class nearly every boy has mw2 but they hardly even know who Activision is, let alone Kotick. On most websites where this stuff is being posted, people know what he is anyway.
We're just kind of advertising for him, bad reputation isn't always something bad.
 

Boba Frag

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Jack and Calumon said:
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I feel another rant coming on! I want to throttle this man! I REALLY DO!

Calumon: Now he's just being silly.
I quite agree with you, Calumon.

The man is still allowed near journalists? Hilariously poor communications management if you ask me.

Activision should hire this fellow here to keep Kotick's foot in mouth syndrome under control

His name is Malcolm Tucker. Do not... annoy him.

 

Royta

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"by calling Bungie the "last remaining high quality independent developer"

I laughed so hard I spilled my coffee on my crotch. But it was worth it.
What's next Kotick? What's next?
 

Phatnpround

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Trolling is when you say things with the sole purpose of making people rage. You do this because it is funny.

This man is not trolling he is just a dumass. He is trying to advertise Bungie because they have joined his evil conglomerate. Not trolling.
 
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Daystar Clarion said:
Bungie? You mean those guys who've made the same game over and over for the past 10 years? (Except Halo Wars of course).
They didn't make Halo Wars. Ensemble Studios did.

So yes, the guys who have been making the same game over and over again for the last 10 years :D
 

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how is it that people that dont know a lick about singing become music icons
How is it that people who have clearley never been told how to write storys become authors
How is it that people who have never held a camera before become directors
And how is it that somone who has clearley played nothing other than those games you get on your phone becomes one of the most recognised vioces in the video game industry
 

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Beryl77 said:
Everyone, just stop talking and posting on forums about. That's exactly what he wants. I know it's hard not to do that because he's an asshole who eats the souls of little children for breakfast. But he's just like all Trolls, if you don't feed them, they'll disappear after a while.
Doesn't all living things "disappear" if you don't feed them?
 

Jakeli

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Beryl77 said:
Scrumpmonkey said:
Beryl77 said:
Everyone, just stop talking and posting on forums about. That's exactly what he wants. I know it's hard not to do that because he's an asshole who eats the souls of little children for breakfast. But he's just like all Trolls, if you don't feed them, they'll disappear after a while.
Actually no, the more we talk about it the less reputable Activsion becomes. He's not just some meaningless, feckless bastard like Jack Thompson. He is the head of the biggest publishing comglomerate IN THE WORLD and who recently brought out the most profitable entertainment product in the world. Drawing attention to his disregard for gaming as an industry can only be a positive thing. This man is harmful to gaming and the more his words are exposed the more people will realise this.
I think it's no use because the problem is that most people who buy Activisions games, like mw2 are just people who don't frequently visit gaming websites. So there are more then enough people who buy his games no matter what he does.
For example, in my class nearly every boy has mw2 but they hardly even know who Activision is, let alone Kotick. On most websites where this stuff is being posted, people know what he is anyway.
We're just kind of advertising for him, bad reputation isn't always something bad.

I keep seeing this line on this thread, "...people who don't visit gaming sites..." and it leads into something along the lines of how if they did; they'd realize how evil kotick is etc, etc.

Before any of you get angry at me for trolling or some bullshit, let me just say that I agree he's an ass, and I am a hardcore gamer. The issue isn't that people don't visit these sites. In fact thats a good thing they don't, because if they did they wouldn't sign with us on the issue. You know what they would think?

"My god, would you look at these people bitching about some guy advertising his associates by bragging? You'd think he's questioning their religion!"

So he thinks Bungie is the best indie developer in the world. WHO HONESTLY CARES WHAT HE THINKS? It's like somone saying that the New England Patriots are better than the Green Bay Packers. Kotick is being a kiss-ass/fan-boy.

This is not that big of a deal. By complaining over his tiny comment, all you are doing is proving the stereotype "that gamers are immature brats who fuss over nothing all day" is correct.
 

Boba Frag

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Scrumpmonkey said:
Boba Frag said:
Jack and Calumon said:
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I feel another rant coming on! I want to throttle this man! I REALLY DO!

Calumon: Now he's just being silly.
I quite agree with you, Calumon.

The man is still allowed near journalists? Hilariously poor communications management if you ask me.

Activision should hire this fellow here to keep Kotick's foot in mouth syndrome under control His name is Malcolm Tucker. Do not... annoy him.
Haha i love tucker, i honestly think his shareholders like this kind of thing, profit for profit's sake has always been the problem when it comes to creative industries but Kotick has it down to an IP-stealing, lawsuit abusing, staf firing, bonus denying, legal loophole art form. The manis a dick, his company acts as a dick but they are good at it.

Here we see another problem, his shareholders prorbaly don't really like games and certainly don't care about gamers. The people who he is more responsible to probably have less regard for gaming than he does. The only thing that will stop this is consumer back-lash and sadly i don't see that comming any time soon.
Not for the next few years anyway, sadly!

Unless they hire a real life version of Tucker.

*gets down and prays for this to be so*
 

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My IQ went down a few points reading this.

That man is the trolliyest troll that ever trolled.

And steam should totaoly drop all activison stuff.