Bodyguards

[Anarchemitis]

Meh..
"Some people think they can outsmart me... Maybe. Maybe, 'I have yet to meet man who can outsmart bullet."

The TF2 heavy all the way, who doesn't want a large Russian man with a mini-gun at their side?[sic]

Who needs that when his frame resembles a steel-constructed rhinoceros that shouts like a train horn at the drop of a hat.

 

[Ralackk]

Probably have to go with Tommy from prey, hes practically invincible. Wouldnt matter if he sucked at killing things could just keep sending him on the offensive.

 

[Parlim]

Agent 47 from the Hitman series.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Master chief, snake (MGS), your character from crackdown, Garret (thief), Altair, Marcus Fenix with the Lancer or Nico Bellic so i could listen to him insult everyone who came near me.

If all of these guys, jebus himself would have trouble getting near me.

 

[poleboy]

Samus Aran. She has the best arsenal in gaming.

And boobs...

/thread

 

[Eiseman]

I second (third?) Big Daddy as a bodyguard. Assuming you could teach them to protect people other than those little girls, you'd be set for life. Don't even have to pay 'em.

 

[L4Y Duke]

Your character from Crackdown

I'd go with that.

 

[Ixus Illwrath]

I'd hire Baron Geddon, because I AM THE BOMB!!!!!!!

 

[Unknower]

agent 47 would be the best bodyguard

Never hire an assassin as a bodyguard. You'll never know if he's actually paid to kill you. Well, you'll know when it's too late.

That said, I'd hire HK-47.

 

[Jolly Madness]

That bastard in Painkiller, mmmmm shotgun.

 

[ninja chicken]

I'd hire someone from a RTS game, imagine having the whole army to protect you and do your every command in few clicks! MUAHAH!

 

[6unn3r]

Nomad from Crysis, the amount of features his suit has id be as safe as houses, built in movement sensitive radar, strength, speed and invisibility modes, oh and the all important maximum armor for those "take the bullet for me" moments.

 

[kinch]

All good stuff so far, so just to add a bit more variety...

G-Man... what *cant* he do? And if he's protecting you.... you're *safe*. No matter what.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Ryu Hayabusa because, well, he's a freakin Ninja, and that was one of the jobs that Ninja's were traditionally hired for.

Are you sure? I always thought they were hired more for assasinations, thefts and the like. Samuarai would have been a much better choice as guards. No argument intended, maybe you are right. I haven't honestly looked it up.

Well, we're both right. Originaly, Samurai were bodyguards, soldiers, infantryman, etc. However, as time went by, a Ninja by the name of (you're not going to believe this) Sasuke (not freaking kidding), who was a freaking child prodigy Ninja (Hmm, I think I know where Kishimoto got his ideas from), was able to lead a bunch of Ninja and turn their reputation from dishonorable assassin's, to honorbale warriors, bodyguards, infantryman, etc. Basically, he made them stealthy Samurai. Though Ninjas would still take on their more traditional jobs, such as Sabatoge (SP?) and assassination, they would also protect nobles, when hired to do so.

And no, I'm not kidding about the whole Sasuke thing.

 

[corporate_gamer]

Yeah im going with Agent 47 as well. nothing like a poacher turned gamekeeper to keep the flock safe.

so long as you're 100% completely utterly sure he's changed his ways and its not all just a cunning ploy to get to your side... perhaps when you're standing next to a conveniently placed dumpster or ledge...

 

[SteinFaust]

HAVEN Troopers. they are legion, they are everywhere, and they don't question orders.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

And no, I'm not kidding about the whole Sasuke thing.

I'll asume thats from some kind of anime or something (Naruto?). I don't watch them much. despite my deep and burning love for Ninja

 

[frontier psychiatrist]

If so what video game character would you hire as a bodyguard.

When I'm asleep I'm guarded by a Groo that lives under my bed.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Nobody is going to say it? Really? Oh well, I guess I will. Master Chief.