Boom! you wake up in your favourite game, what do you do?
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Hm, since all of my answers have been ninja'd I'll go with Monster Hunter, which means I'd break my back trying to lift a five hundred pound sword and then get eaten by a Rathalos ... damn.
This is a tough one seeing as my favorite game is a three way tie between Metal Gear Solid, Devil May Cry, and Kingdom Hearts...
No make that four with Final Fantasy.
Ok so this is what happens. I wake up, boom, Demons to my left and right! I'm freaking out at this point cause I got nowhere to go but then suddenly I hear gunshots. The demons die in a blood bath of magical bullets and a huge Rebellion sword cleaving them in half. A voice of cocky reassurance gives half-assed advice. "Think you better run. This show's for adults only!"
As I'm scrambling away from the red coat wearing man through a maze of linear pathways I find that my pathway is blocked by an impassible barrier. There is only one way to continue. Complete the mission with S class.
Suddenly another man, well worn with an eye patch and an awesome headband lined mullet appears using the Patriot to take down a demon hijacked Metal Gear! We co-op and I borrow his spare rpg 7 rocket launcher and begin picking away at its life bar. When it finally collapses in a heap of burning scrap, the barrier disappears letting us go to the next area. In a gruff voice Big Boss compliments, "You're pretty good" before ordering "Get in the Box!"
Equipping the Tank Box, me and Snake blast our way to victory through a siege of random Demon Possessed Genome Soldiers until we encounter another barrier, but unlike the other impassible energy barrier from before its an oversized door. In front of it is a dark figure with silver hair and a black coat. Unequiping the Tank Box, I go co-op out with Snake to talk to the ominous man.
Turning to face me he speaks, "So your hearts have led you to obliteration. I will do well to remember that!"
He disappears before reappearing behind me. Grabbing me by the shirt collar he tosses me an impossible distance into the air before barraging me with red lasers that when hitting me causes my body to bleed stars rather than blood. Amazingly, though I feel weakened, I don't die. At the end of the attack I'm saved by a last minute triangle button that magically appears. Touching it with my hand it transforms Big Boss's Patriot into a Keyblade Sniper rifle that fires a light beam into my attacker. This stops the Nobody from moving as he now levitates while being stunned. Suddenly the large door cracks open to reveal another bright light.
After the flash of light I find myself in another different world. It's raining as I lie motionless from the earlier beating. Only able to look up I see someone?s pointy buckled purple shoes approaching. Moving my line of sight further up I then see the tell-tale purple thong of doom followed by the sound of a un-masculine voice letting off a narcissistic laugh. I scream, "It burns!!!" and shut my eyes.
The shock of baring witness to such a horror causes me to passout. When I awake I find I'm back at home in my bed. Sitting up I let out a sigh of relief and say to myself, "It was only a dream..."
"What are you talking about?" comes an overly hyper cheerful voice from beside me. I turn to find a short curvy Asian girl beside me. "You better have not forgotten the materia you owe me for sleeping with you!"
Bam! And that's what would happen. Of course I never find that materia to give Yuffie, but then I find a way to compensate her for it. Searching my bottomless pockets (on the floor next to the bed mind you) to find I have over several billion Gil from fighting the demons, metal gear, and Xemnas in tradition with most Final Fantasy's save for VIII where you had to actually make a meager pay check which was gay!
No make that four with Final Fantasy.
Ok so this is what happens. I wake up, boom, Demons to my left and right! I'm freaking out at this point cause I got nowhere to go but then suddenly I hear gunshots. The demons die in a blood bath of magical bullets and a huge Rebellion sword cleaving them in half. A voice of cocky reassurance gives half-assed advice. "Think you better run. This show's for adults only!"
As I'm scrambling away from the red coat wearing man through a maze of linear pathways I find that my pathway is blocked by an impassible barrier. There is only one way to continue. Complete the mission with S class.
Suddenly another man, well worn with an eye patch and an awesome headband lined mullet appears using the Patriot to take down a demon hijacked Metal Gear! We co-op and I borrow his spare rpg 7 rocket launcher and begin picking away at its life bar. When it finally collapses in a heap of burning scrap, the barrier disappears letting us go to the next area. In a gruff voice Big Boss compliments, "You're pretty good" before ordering "Get in the Box!"
Equipping the Tank Box, me and Snake blast our way to victory through a siege of random Demon Possessed Genome Soldiers until we encounter another barrier, but unlike the other impassible energy barrier from before its an oversized door. In front of it is a dark figure with silver hair and a black coat. Unequiping the Tank Box, I go co-op out with Snake to talk to the ominous man.
Turning to face me he speaks, "So your hearts have led you to obliteration. I will do well to remember that!"
He disappears before reappearing behind me. Grabbing me by the shirt collar he tosses me an impossible distance into the air before barraging me with red lasers that when hitting me causes my body to bleed stars rather than blood. Amazingly, though I feel weakened, I don't die. At the end of the attack I'm saved by a last minute triangle button that magically appears. Touching it with my hand it transforms Big Boss's Patriot into a Keyblade Sniper rifle that fires a light beam into my attacker. This stops the Nobody from moving as he now levitates while being stunned. Suddenly the large door cracks open to reveal another bright light.
After the flash of light I find myself in another different world. It's raining as I lie motionless from the earlier beating. Only able to look up I see someone?s pointy buckled purple shoes approaching. Moving my line of sight further up I then see the tell-tale purple thong of doom followed by the sound of a un-masculine voice letting off a narcissistic laugh. I scream, "It burns!!!" and shut my eyes.
The shock of baring witness to such a horror causes me to passout. When I awake I find I'm back at home in my bed. Sitting up I let out a sigh of relief and say to myself, "It was only a dream..."
"What are you talking about?" comes an overly hyper cheerful voice from beside me. I turn to find a short curvy Asian girl beside me. "You better have not forgotten the materia you owe me for sleeping with you!"
Bam! And that's what would happen. Of course I never find that materia to give Yuffie, but then I find a way to compensate her for it. Searching my bottomless pockets (on the floor next to the bed mind you) to find I have over several billion Gil from fighting the demons, metal gear, and Xemnas in tradition with most Final Fantasy's save for VIII where you had to actually make a meager pay check which was gay!
I'd probably freak out, since it would mean I'm dead.
I'd try to make small talk to Manny, to no avail of course...
I'd try to make small talk to Manny, to no avail of course...
Well, I have two possibilities...
I'd be on Zebes, hoping no space pirates or metroids take a liking to the flavor of my head...
OR
I'd be me, living my normal life, just hoping that blue robot kid blows up the creepy skull fortress I can see from my backyard, despite it being three states away.
I'd be on Zebes, hoping no space pirates or metroids take a liking to the flavor of my head...
OR
I'd be me, living my normal life, just hoping that blue robot kid blows up the creepy skull fortress I can see from my backyard, despite it being three states away.
I'd be ok with it I guess.
Cuz i just woke up in WoW I'd go be a Blood Elf Hunter...or Warlock. then I'd grind to become lvl 80 yeah!!!
Cuz i just woke up in WoW I'd go be a Blood Elf Hunter...or Warlock. then I'd grind to become lvl 80 yeah!!!
This could go a few ways. I would probably be a RAcast and make it with some hot RAcaseals.
But alternatively, if my favorite game were FFXIII (It's not) I would make it with Vanille (She bang, she bang), or it would be Tomb Raider because I'm guessing it's stupid easy to convince Lara Croft to go on a sexcapade when she's about to face certain death trying to recover artifacts from power-hungry super villains, or I'd find clever ways to help Officer Brea relax after destroying Eve, OR I'd be in Wonderland helping Alice relax after killing a Jabberwocky with the Eyestaff.
You know what? Scratch the rest, I'd be sweeping Alice off her feet with an Ice Wand.
But alternatively, if my favorite game were FFXIII (It's not) I would make it with Vanille (She bang, she bang), or it would be Tomb Raider because I'm guessing it's stupid easy to convince Lara Croft to go on a sexcapade when she's about to face certain death trying to recover artifacts from power-hungry super villains, or I'd find clever ways to help Officer Brea relax after destroying Eve, OR I'd be in Wonderland helping Alice relax after killing a Jabberwocky with the Eyestaff.
You know what? Scratch the rest, I'd be sweeping Alice off her feet with an Ice Wand.
wait, am i the main character? because then i would be kratos... and i would get stabbed in the chest by zues... fuck.
i hate to say this (and i really do) but my current fav game is kingdom hearts 2. yes i said it...i would try to help sora and i would find some way to get to the fuckin cross roads to pick up a couple of keyblades then find that bastard marluxia data and go keyblade crazy...also i would have alot of fun laying waste to 1000 heartless. also i would take the oportunity to smack goofy a couple of times....
if i was in the game i'm designing how ever...i would be so fucked. i would have fun at first but when it comes down to fighting satan(which you can't actually beat only survive and hope he does not mind fuck you to hell)i would be scared shitless
if i was in the game i'm designing how ever...i would be so fucked. i would have fun at first but when it comes down to fighting satan(which you can't actually beat only survive and hope he does not mind fuck you to hell)i would be scared shitless