Boring Movie: The Movie

[Jesus Phish]

The day the earth stood still with Keanu Reeves. Dont know how I got talked into that one.

 

[Canid117]

I've heard that meet the Spartans was pretty bad.

 

[Gardenia]

Quantum of solace. First and only James bond film I will ever see. I just can't get into them.

unfortunate for you because thats the least bondish (and IMHO worst bond film ever made)
try golden eye, good old exploding fun
then you can say you dont like bond

This man is correct, and you shouldn't let Quantum of Solace ruin James Bond for you.
My pick: Avatar. I had heard so much good about this movie from my friends, but after 30 minutes of "WOW, 3D!!!" I thought: "2 more hours of this fucking shit???"

 

[Jamielordofgingers]

The Invention of Lying. interesting concept, god awful script that was just trying to do Life of Brian by the end.

 

[Broken Orange]

I was watching the intro to Meet the Spartans thinking the whole time, This movie is trying to be forcefully funny, but I wanted to try to get some enjoyment out of it. But once Fergi(?) showed up, I mentally did a "Done" and changed the channel to something less dumb.

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

Meet the Spartans.
I strongly recommend no one to see it (unless I really hate them).

 

[War Pony]

The Spirit. I literally got about 20 minutes into the film before me and my dad gave each other a look. The "this film is a huge bag 'o shite" look.

I think it's kind of amusing that you mention it, because the entire time I watched the movie, I felt like I was missing something. It was as if I had to have read a comic or a book before "getting" the movie.

On topic: the second Transformers movie. I don't know how, but Michael Bay managed to make explosions TEDIOUS.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Like a good boyfriend I have to sit watching chick flicks, I mean I hate them but it makes the girlfriend du jour happy.

I normally go home and watch Black Hawk Down to make up for it, its a chick flick, BUT FOR DUDES!.

That comment and your (awesome) avatar totally fit! ;D

OT: Hairspray. Don't get me wrong, the music is fun and vibrant, the message is loud and clear, and it can be fun at times but for God's sake, the dialogue made me want to hurt someone. It bored me to death after 20 minutes of that.

 

[AloneInTheKeyOfMinor]

Any movie starting with a monologue...they bore me to no end.

 

[HK_01]

I found Troy to be an awful movie for me and I am not sure why, the actors all did well in it, the fights were cool and the music was suitable epic and it was about stuff I am actually interested in (Greek Mythology) yet I found myself wanting to end my life after sitting through that bore-fest.

Same for me. I'm not really sure why either, but I think one factor contributing to my not liking it was that I found the mass-battles kinda lame. The one vs one fights were pretty good though.

 

[rokkolpo]

Before we get a lot of "Twilight Sux" I think that everyone on this site can agree that The Twilight saga fits the bill, But come on! Be original! We get it, those movies suck, get over it!

Note: I have only seen the first ten minutes of Twilight, but it was awful. I am not defending Twilight.

I don't hate twilight.....and how can you say something is awful 10 minutes in?
haven't seen the last two though, just the first.

 

[zombie711]

The Spirit. I literally got about 20 minutes into the film before me and my dad gave each other a look. The "this film is a huge bag 'o shite" look.

same here, after samule L. Jackson made a toilet joke. I took the dvd out and returned it to blockbuster the next day

 

[Baldry]

Uhm...Paranormal activity...I tend to watch movie's I know I'll like but I watched this at a sleepover and I'm a giant pussy-cat but this wasn't even scary or interesting!

 

[redisforever]

Bleh, I watched Where the Wild Things Are. God, that was one boring movie. I wanted to fall asleep. I couldn`t, unfortunately.

 

[Atmos Duality]

"After Last Summer"

Features a prop MRI machine built entirely out of Cardboard boxes and paper.
That is the high point of that "movie". The rest is just the most embarrassing (several of the "actors" forget their lines, but they just left it in the movie!) and boring acting to ever dare call itself cinema.

I'm serious; there are shots of totally random objects in the movie, done presumably just to pad the film to 90 minutes.
I mean, who doesn't want to see shots of office chairs and ceiling fans?

 

[MrDarkling]

The room...

that is all.

 

[Bobipine]

Paschendale
I have to say why we went see it if you want to understand why it was a disappointment. We were simply not the targeted audience. The spoiler contains the explanation, since I can't remember how to change what's written on the box.

Spoiler

Around a year before it was release, one of my friends saw a trailer of it at whatever movie he was seeing preview. So he's pretty hyped for it, being about a certain war, and having an Iron Maiden song named like it. So him, me and another friend we decide to go see it, we all expect a movie about the hill that only Canadians could take from the axis. Turns out it was not the case, it actually is more of a love story starring a soldier who will eventually go to Paschendale, his heroine addicted nurse/lover and her brother. So we were not the targeted audience at all, but theater tickets aren't cheap so we sat through it, ok, it was because me and the one who was looking foward to the movie were so bored that we looked like we were into the story that the other friend and all of us stayed.

I rarely go see any movie, so I'm rarely disappointed, and bad acting will just make it funnier to me.

 

[hazabaza1]

300.
A movie so bad you cannot even make fun of it. How can any movie be that bad? I don't know.