Boring Movie: The Movie

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Apart from the obvious (I was FORCED to watch the Twilight films IN A ROW) I'd say...
Daywatch.
Nightwatch was magnificent! Daywatch was just... Gegh. Got through twenty minutes before I fell asleep. Which is bad as I'm a insomniac.

 

[drbarno]

Quantum of solace. First and only James bond film I will ever see. I just can't get into them.

unfortunate for you because thats the least bondish (and IMHO worst bond film ever made)
try golden eye, good old exploding fun
then you can say you dont like bond

I have tried watching other Bond films whenever they happen to be shown on TV, but I tend to get bored of them around 10 minutes in and quit. Quantum of solace was the only one I paid money to see at the cinema.

Really? even Tomorrow Never Dies? they sink a destroyer in the opening of that one. And Quantum of Solace isn't nearly as bad as On Her Majesty's Secret Service *shudders*

I don't think I have seen that one, I know I've seen a bit of Dr.No and another one where the first 10 minutes involves a previous villian or something hijack bond's helicopter or something.

 

[Seth Smith]

I don't usually make a habit of watching boring movies, I like to think I have good pre-judgement. I guess two movies I've seen that are snorefests for me were Lord of the Rings and Lady in the Water. Got so bored I stopped watching about halfway through.

 

[Grayjack]

Hero. Hey, I was like 9.

 

[scorptatious]

Paranormal Activities. I was forced to watch it with my Mom, who said that it was a very scary movie. I didn't find it at all scary...

WOOOOOO!!! I'M A GHOOOOOOOOOST!!! I'M GOING TO SLAM THE DOOR OVER AND OVER TO GET YOU TO REALIZE THE HOUSE IS HAUNTED!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[shogunblade]

Transformers II, Meet The Spartans, Madagascar, the first viewing of Tropic Thunder, Epic Movie.

I have seen some movies that just suck, but no matter what, I do not get up. Not even to go to the bathroom.

As for at home movies:

David Lynch's Dune, Kevin Smith Presents David Lynch's Dune Cop Out and Southland Tales are the only examples of movies I just didn't like but can remember specifically for wanting to shut off real soon.

Dune was shut off 55 minutes in, Cop Out I had watched until the end, and I wished I hadn't, and Southland Tales was shut off as soon as my dad and I saw humping automobiles.

 

[JoJo]

The Hulk, its one of my mates favourite movies but I think the characters are boring and one dimensional and the action isn't just that interesting...

 

[hazabaza1]

300.
A movie so bad you cannot even make fun of it. How can any movie be that bad? I don't know.

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its intention was just to have over the top stylized fight scenes, dumb fun, siwtch off your brain and enjoy.
i mean if you cant sit back and laugh at the magic scene
or elephants tumbling off a cliff
you have no sense of humor

No, seriously, I tried to make jokes. I normally good at making jokes during bad films, but I just couldn't think of anything. It was so damn bad it drained my creativity.

 

[thebreadbinman]

Napoleon Dynamite.

I don't even know...
it wasn't an ironic film about a nerd, it was just following a nerd around with a camera...

worst movie I have EVER seen. Ever

 

[TheGameXXVII]

Princess Mononoke (or however the fuck you spell it), fucking hell, it was so boring. we watched it in my Media Studies class in my Secondary School, and i swear it was the worst film i ever watched. the characters were unlikable, the story was hard to follow, and it has the honor of being the only film i have ever gotten my DS out for, i managed to have 5 Mario Kart races and 2 Pokemon Battles with my mate who brought his DS before my teacher took them off of us for the rest of the film.

oh, and Meet the Spartans, shit, me and my brother watched 20 minutes of it on Sky Movies and we simply turned it off, it was that bad. it wasn't even "so bad it was good" bad, it was just plain BAD.

 

[Tdc2182]

Like a good boyfriend I have to sit watching chick flicks, I mean I hate them but it makes the girlfriend du jour happy.

I normally go home and watch Black Hawk Down to make up for it, its a chick flick, BUT FOR DUDES!.

That is indeed one of the most manliest movies out there.

OT: It was painful to sit through the Expendables. Like really painful. Luckily it was just at the point were it was bad enough to laugh at.

 

[ManaAdvent]

My choices for now:

The Adventures of Pluto Nash - One of Eddie Murphy's abysmal movies in the new millennium. chock full of bland and unfunny humor and unconvincing acting.

Avatar - My goodness this was so dull due to the story being so predictable with mostly forgettable chars, and of course, the only thing going for it were the special effects, even I didn't think that they were all spectacular.

 

[Folio]

Aliens vs. Monsters. It's just a bunch of parodies mixed together.

 

[Grey_Focks]

The Happening. If not for the scene where Mark Walberg shouts at a house plant, that movie would've put me to sleep.

Also, and I REALLY love the movie.....2001: A Space Odyssey is a movie I must be 100% wide awake (With caffeine) to sit through. Until you get to the part where Hal goes crazy, that movie just draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags.

EDIT- just read some of the movies you guys are posting....I think some of you are confusing bad/shitty movies with uninteresting/boring ones....

 

[Tomster595]

About halfway through Avatar, I was legitimately bored and I wanted to leave but nobody else would. I'll admit, it wasn't totally boring towards the end, but I still never liked it.

 

[NoseDigger]

Maybe Deep Blue See. The Spirit was another one. And then there was Space Truckers. My my. I can see why that chap put it in a bundle with three good films. No other way he would have been able to get rid of it.