Boston Police Promise to Report Zombie Attacks

[ShadeOfRed]

They are the single greatest police force on the Earth. I know where I'm moving when I get enough money.

 

[Flying-Emu]

President Madagascar, there have been reports of a possible zombie outbreak in Boston, America...

Shut.

Down.

EVERYTHING.

Seattle IS known as a nerd city, it has a very large population of well... Freaks, who migrate there.

We also have a Space Needle, which is neither a Needle nor in Space.

I moved here for a LIE, I tell you.

 

[Souplex]

Zombies are weak sauce, everyone knows a robot uprising/space robots having their war here is where the real danger lies.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

When have zombies ever turned up before? And why now?

 

[Inevitablefight]

If there was an actual zombie attack the people in Boston would all be dead.....come to think of it the whole world would be to. That is if the zombies could run.....then we'd be screwed.

 

[shadowstriker86]

And knowing is half the battle!

G.I. Joe!

 

[someonetookmyname2]

And they said my "Zombie Survival" class was too extreme for the Ymca. Screw this. I'm going to Boston where they take my ply for survival seriously!

 

[PrototypeC]

I wouldn't be making fun of them. Who knows if something similar to the popular idea of a zombie outbreak happens in the future? Plus, it's just a cute little forum post, it's nothing to wet yourselves over. One cop with a sense of humour responds to a cute little comment like that and everyone goes nuts? I'm more worried about the sanity of the people here!

 

[concrete89]

Damn, I wish the swedish police had the same stance on zombie uprisings...
That could have saved hundreds of lives in the Gothenburg plauge of 03.
Dozens of medical personel were infected those first days, and I can't even begin to comprehend how many more would have died if it hadn't been leaked to the press.
It's odd though, nowadays no one even speaks about it, it's like it never happened....
It's strange how a tragedy like that can affect people...

 

[someonetookmyname2]

I wouldn't be making fun of them. Who knows if something similar to the popular idea of a zombie outbreak happens in the future? Plus, it's just a cute little forum post, it's nothing to wet yourselves over. One cop with a sense of humour responds to a cute little comment like that and everyone goes nuts? I'm more worried about the sanity of the people here!

You may not believe this. But I was being slightly serious and less sarcastic than it sounded. I have this thing for zombies than can only be equaled by peanut butter and a dog. Seriously.

 

[Xbowhyena]

I've got a feeling that this means something is about to happen...

 

[WithHisHat]

I love that he says, "Yes, absolutely" Nothing have assed like, "sure why not." or, "I guess." This man is certain that if there is a bite he will alert the public. This is the kind of man the world needs.

 

[Adeptus_Astartes]

Are we sure its safe there? What happens if someone lets a rage infected monkey out?

 

[traceur_]

Now every Zombie geek is going to move out to Boston to feel safe.

And all the normal people will move out...

There are normal people in Boston?

I assume so, I've never been there. Why? Is it a renowned geek-city?

Nah. Just poking fun at the place. I've got family up there.

Have you warned them of this zombie outbreak?

Why would I? That's what the police are for.

How do we know the police aren't zombies? Already infected to let their brethren consume us in secrecy...

 

[Strategia]

THIS JUST IN - Boston PD to equip several strategically located rooms in the city with blast doors, stashes of ammunition, first aid kits and weapons, including Uzis, Ruger Mini-14 scoped rifles and Benelli M4 shotguns. Regular helicopter flights will be made to Boston Mercy Hospital to evacuate "survivors". Details to follow.

(My apologies if this joke has been done before, I didn't read the entire thread.)

 

[FinalGamer]

That is fantastic. I am so going to Boston when Umbrella take over the world.

 

[smithy1234]

The Boston Police have set a brave example and the rest of the world should follow swiftly!!!

 

[Davey Woo]

This story reminds me of a thing about Qantas (Australian Airline company)

The pilots keep a log of any strange occurrences during, pre or post flight, and it is monitered and engineers go in to fix any problems they find. They then write a summary of what they did after

A quote from the book was.

PILOT: "During take off, strange clanging sound was hear, like an elf hitting the plane with a hammer"
ENGINEER: "The elf was captured, reprimanded and had his hammer removed"

I don't have a link to this so it may not be real but it sounds funny anyway

 

[theironbat46]

Random Boston Person walks outside his house with a bat, because he saw a zombie on his lawn.
Boston Person: Eh!
Zombie:[Grunt] Rarrgh!
Boston Person: Yeah You'es.
Zombie lunges
Boston Person: Taste this you rotting mook!
Boston Person takes out bat and smashes Zombies face in.
Boston Person: That's right @%$* zombie, trying to @%$#* up my damn neighborhood. @#$*& punk ass *****!
Zombie dies.
Boston Person pulls out phone.
Boston Person: Yello, cops.. I'll tell you my emergancy, freakin punk ass zombie tried to eat me!... Yeah... Haha! Yeah!...... Smashed his face in with a bat! Damn Straight! ....... Nah, he's dead.
Boston Person doesn't realize like 10 zombies are around him.
Boston Person: Yeah, I'll tell her you said hi. Bye...
Boston Person looks around.
Boston Person: Where'd all you pallokas come from?
Zombies swarm him.
Boston Person fends them off, and smashes all their heads. He is covered in blood
Boston Person: @%$# YEAH! BITCHES! ALL OF YOU'S!
Cops drive up. Cop #1 shots Boston Person in the head.
Cop #2: Dude you killed him , he wasn't a zombie.
Cop #1: But he was a Red Socks fan.

 

[open trap]

Now every Zombie geek is going to move out to Boston to feel safe.

And all the normal people will move out...

There are normal people in Boston?

I live near boston, very Liberal place. but with normal people they are very different from the New York standard of normal