Reminds me of a local situation where a grass-layered roundabout was built with multiple rock formations as a sort of half-assed art or something, I dunno, it was something to look at I suppose. But apparently it got enough complaints that one of the rocks looked too much like a cock when driving from a certain road angle towards it. So eventually they just lopped off the top of it...no rounding off the edges or anything to help it fit in with the other rock shapes whatsoever.
So now it has immortalised the dumb controversy because every time anyone drives around it, there's a blatant odd one out amongst the rest that's way shorter and with a smoothly cut top as opposed to the pointy, naturally-shaped rest. When lil children ask us why the rock doesn't fit in with the others, we got no choice but to honestly reply "it was an accidental cock, silly child!"
Tbh I find that anecdote more outrageous than this. Cause loads of shit is shaped like cocks! Like dildos, my experimental dish involving a button mushroom stapled to the top of a Frankfurter, battery-powered neck massagers, you know...all the phallic forms. Whereas the many flavours of racism is just kinda shitty to keep putting on a pedestal.
Omg, trying to search for the story online brought nothing but this hilarious example of classic British conservative angst:
https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/giant-penises-appearing-devon-road-1806731
The stakes could not get any lower.
So now it has immortalised the dumb controversy because every time anyone drives around it, there's a blatant odd one out amongst the rest that's way shorter and with a smoothly cut top as opposed to the pointy, naturally-shaped rest. When lil children ask us why the rock doesn't fit in with the others, we got no choice but to honestly reply "it was an accidental cock, silly child!"
Tbh I find that anecdote more outrageous than this. Cause loads of shit is shaped like cocks! Like dildos, my experimental dish involving a button mushroom stapled to the top of a Frankfurter, battery-powered neck massagers, you know...all the phallic forms. Whereas the many flavours of racism is just kinda shitty to keep putting on a pedestal.
Omg, trying to search for the story online brought nothing but this hilarious example of classic British conservative angst:
https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/giant-penises-appearing-devon-road-1806731
The stakes could not get any lower.
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