Brag about something awesome you've done!

[vrbtny]

I watched Inception, and knew WTF was going on all the way through.

BEAT THAT!

 

[aedowin]

I completed Portal 1 using a trackpad. Apart from GladOs, for which I used my mum's really questionable mouse. Seriously that thing is ancient, and was so unreliable that I felt like throwing it out the window.

B34T 7H47

 

[celestine]

Once I saved a sick guinea pig that was supposed to be eaten by a snake.

 

[shadow_Fox81]

Finally got my driver's license at age 18.

Beat. That.

got drivers license at 19

you've been beaten

 

[mr-fix_it]

I have beaten deamon's souls.

BEAT THAT.

 

[mcattack92]

I once managed to put my foot up everyones ass in existance simultaneously.
BEAT THAT

 

[Shockolate]

I solo'd Crawmerax the Invincible for the first time a few hours ago.

Is that still impressive nowadays?

 

[ShakyFiend]

I smoked Paprika!

Beat that!

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

I'll be playing a lead role in an Off-Broadway musical.

BEAT THAT!

 

[Yosato]

Played live to over 200 people.

BEAT THAT

 

[staika]

I stopped a robbery! I was the one being robbed too.

BEAT THAT!

 

[Whateveralot]

I stole a doorhandle, locking two random people in a toilet on a night out.

BEAT THAT.

 

[Bordersane]

Smoked paprika?! HAHA that's hilarious...what possessed you?

 

[CrazyHatMan]

I once every one once. There were no survivors.

BEAT THAT.

 

[Broax]

Once I fixed a computer by punching it real hard... I broke the case but I got it to work for another 2 years...

BTW... I'm not a buffed up guy... Just pretty awesome I guess...

 

[Apocalypse0Child]

I just found ma' penis.

BEAT THAT!

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I exist. Beat that.

 

[universaltraveller]

I've never lost The Game!

BEAT THAT!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I just won THE GAME! And you just LOST!

BEAT THAT!

 

[Dogstile]

Had a threesome (the good kind).

Proudest moment ever.

You forgot the beat that XD

OP:

I turned down a threesome not because they were ugly (they were not) but because I just didn't fancy it at the time.

The offer is likely still open.

BEAT THAT.

 

[Starik20X6]

At a party I once made out with a girl for 2 straight ours... Without her noticing the cops arrive, the jukebox break and the jukebox get repaired. She also didn't notice I was chewing gum the whole time. This feat earned me the title of 'Unstoppable Macking Machine'.

Ladies and gentlemen, I challenge you to BEAT THAT.