Quoted the movie "Snatch" to my older brother. All of it...
Beat That!
Or feel pity for me....
Your choice =)
Beat That!
Or feel pity for me....
Your choice =)
Brag about something awesome you've done!
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I have consistently used the correct forms of your, you're, they're, their and there for about twenty years now. I have also correctly used the phrase 'I couldn't care less' while being serious and I've used the incorrect version while purposely speaking in double negatives (just to screw with people's heads).
And I can write backwards, meaning you'd have to use a mirror to read what's been written.
Beat that.
And I can write backwards, meaning you'd have to use a mirror to read what's been written.
Beat that.
I retired at age 24. Beat That! I now am a part time independent game developer, husband to a beautiful wife and father of 3, part time investor, and part time gardner. Learn more at earlyretirmentextreme.com.
I have made a 22 lb gummi bear.
I have marathoner every star wars movie, no breaks, with clone wars (deeply regret it)
I watched 17 James bond movies. In a row. In a caffeine fueled frenzy of Scottish accents and shaken martinis.
I BESEECH YOU TO GIVE AN HONEST ATTEMPT TO SURPASS THE GRANDEUR OF MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS
I have marathoner every star wars movie, no breaks, with clone wars (deeply regret it)
I watched 17 James bond movies. In a row. In a caffeine fueled frenzy of Scottish accents and shaken martinis.
I BESEECH YOU TO GIVE AN HONEST ATTEMPT TO SURPASS THE GRANDEUR OF MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS
I was volunteering at a blood drive (helping donors, not donating myself) and got kicked out. - don't ask, just stare in awe.
I gave a girl a triple-O by myself.
I made out with a girl in a convenience store cooler, while I was on the job.
I succesfully gave someone the Heimlich maneuver and I was never trained on how to do it properly.
Beat those.
I gave a girl a triple-O by myself.
I made out with a girl in a convenience store cooler, while I was on the job.
I succesfully gave someone the Heimlich maneuver and I was never trained on how to do it properly.
Beat those.
Passed my Transfer yesterday to become a full PhD student. That's awesome isn't it?
EDIT: BEAT THAT
EDIT: BEAT THAT
So while on a wildland fire with two brand new firefighters (the first real fire for both) we were advancing hose up the right flank. It was a long skinny fire, perhaps 200' wide at the widest and about 1500' long, but very narrow at the head. I was on the nozzle the with two youngsters pulling hose. As we reached the head the fire was burning pretty well in a semi circle roughly 30' across. I figured I could step inside the semicircle's arc and spray the entire thing out. I leapt over a rock to get to the center, but my boot hit the top of the rock and I fell into the coals. Almost. I was able to right myself before I hit the ground but I dropped the hose and hit the bale to all the way open at the same time. The pressure of the water made the hose go flail and begin whipping around. It kinda bounced straight back into my hands so I caught it and shut off the water after noticing that the hose had put out the fire by itself. 'Whew,' I thought, 'Well that was kind of embarrassing.' As I turned around I saw the new guys just standing there shaking their heads with mouths open. "That was awesome..." one let out. Apparently they had seen me perform a ninja roll/ killing blow to the fire, instead of a clumsy fall.
"Don't you forget that ever," I told them.
"Don't you forget that ever," I told them.
One time i drank 14 cans of beer in the space of 3 hours and walked exactly like Niko Bellic does when he's drunk.
BEAT THAT! (wait that was fucking stupid)
I once listened to single song on repeat for 6 hours.
BEAT THAT!
At one time i worked overtime at my ex-job. I spent 10 hours walking around shoving around a huge metal cart while occasionally bending down and picking up things.
BEAT THAT!
BEAT THAT! (wait that was fucking stupid)
I once listened to single song on repeat for 6 hours.
BEAT THAT!
At one time i worked overtime at my ex-job. I spent 10 hours walking around shoving around a huge metal cart while occasionally bending down and picking up things.
BEAT THAT!
My friend said that I have noiseless farts, so I farted loudly in his face.
But seriously, I am my piano teacher's most advanced student. He invited me to play at a recitle where all of the other pianists were little kids. I owned them all.
But seriously, I am my piano teacher's most advanced student. He invited me to play at a recitle where all of the other pianists were little kids. I owned them all.
Uh huh, that was me ^^ReservoirAngel said:Wait... you're the guy who rugby tackled his girlfriend's dad?MattRooney06 said:IRL: I got to go on stage with British comedian Russel howard, and i'm on the DVD (dingledoodies for those of you who want to see me)
BEAT THAT!
I hugged people. Alot of people. Nice people. I went out, drunk alot and hugged people. I learned people like hugs, no matter what sex they are. People should hug more. It would be a nice world.
And now I'm going to sleeps it's awesome because sleep. I have a bust day tomorrow. Dead island, uni stuff and toms band! All going on here bros and broettes! All. Going. On. Here!
Ph and beat that ! Who do you voodoo gamer men and women? Who do YOU VOODOO!?
And now I'm going to sleeps it's awesome because sleep. I have a bust day tomorrow. Dead island, uni stuff and toms band! All going on here bros and broettes! All. Going. On. Here!
Ph and beat that ! Who do you voodoo gamer men and women? Who do YOU VOODOO!?