Brag about something awesome you've done!

[StormShaun]

One time while playing Quake Live, we were playing on a map with portals everywhere and I was massacring everyone!

One time I was there next time I was shooting you in the back of the skull....bwhahaha, good fun.

Okay but in real life I can be blindfolded and tell apart all coke flavors... coke origninal, coke diet and coke zero.

 

[Mikkaddo]

Seriously, just go nuts. What's something truly epic you've done? Remember to sign your posts with "BEAT THAT!"

I for example, have crashed this website with a thread. The Threadnaught, for those playing at home.

BEAT THAT!

Well my first character in the Star Wars Tabletop game I'm currently in with my friends had a Use the Force Skill of 18, meaning anything I rolled to "use the force" had an 18 added to the roll . . . and one of his force powers was "Force Disarm" the first time he used it, he critted, (rolled a natural 20 on a d20) and the GM decided he force disarmed this guy SO HARD that he not only took his gun, but his virginity as well.

 

[The Funslinger]

At full sprint, I leapt through a gap in a web of fishing line in near pitch black to stop a toddler falling off a dock.

BEAT THAT.

 

[The Funslinger]

I had a bat fly into my face.(the animal, not the object)

BEAT THAT

I had a bat fly into my face. A cricket bat.

Beat That.

 

[Hunter15]

i jumped out a 2 story window, with nothing but a bruised foot, but i could still walk fine


BEAT THAT

 

[Imsosalty]

I dodged a rocket in real life.

BEAT THAT

 

[FilipJPhry]

I won a silver medal in arm wrestling this summer.
Specifically, the Mi'kmaq games, it's basically the Olympics for Native Americans in the east coast of Canada.

BEAT THAT NERDS!!

 

[ReservoirAngel]

IRL: I got to go on stage with British comedian Russel howard, and i'm on the DVD (dingledoodies for those of you who want to see me )

BEAT THAT!

Wait... you're the guy who rugby tackled his girlfriend's dad?

Uh huh, that was me ^^

So you got to lie in a somewhat compromising-looking position with Russell Howard?

I have never been more jealous of an absolute stranger...

Erm... I've had sex while playing Half-Life 2. Does that count?

God dammit you just won.

I can't take all the credit, naturally. God bless horny boyfriends, haha

 

[Agent Larkin]

Ehm...... ehhhhhhh

I once burst into a room and did the Spanish Inquisition routine spontaneously and perfectly.

Yeah I've got nothing really.

Also I made Dara O'Brian laugh.

 

[MattRooney06]

IRL: I got to go on stage with British comedian Russel howard, and i'm on the DVD (dingledoodies for those of you who want to see me )

BEAT THAT!

Wait... you're the guy who rugby tackled his girlfriend's dad?

Uh huh, that was me ^^

So you got to lie in a somewhat compromising-looking position with Russell Howard?

I have never been more jealous of an absolute stranger...

Uhhh huh

probably dosn't help to tell you i got a kiss on the cheek from his aswell lol

 

[Hides His Eyes]

I graduated in English Lit. with a first.

I'm a black belt in karate.

I made a Neverwinter Nights module which 250 people played.

This thread's a good idea, I feel good about myself now

 

[Kekkles]

I can play Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames. IRL!

BEAT THAT!

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

Fallen down a mountain twice, been hit by 7 vehicles at high speed, been in a couple of small (seriously small) explosions, been stabbed multiple times, electrocuted twice, set on fire 3 times, been in a 13 man brawl and come off better than the thugs that tried to jump me, climbed out of and then back into rochester castle.... while drunk and came out carrying girls, all without breaking any bones and only minor scarring... also I've completed streets of rage 2 with skate without taking damage.

 

[BryceS62]

Stole a movie promo sign from the local movie theatre then hung said sign on my wall

BEAT THAT

 

[Spookimitsu]

I recently donated my gamecube, a couple of wavebirds, SSBM, Mo' Sunshine and a few other titles to a co-worker who had fallen on hard times, for his son to enjoy while they get themselves back on their feet.

 

[Spookimitsu]

So while on a wildland fire with two brand new firefighters (the first real fire for both) we were advancing hose up the right flank. It was a long skinny fire, perhaps 200' wide at the widest and about 1500' long, but very narrow at the head. I was on the nozzle the with two youngsters pulling hose. As we reached the head the fire was burning pretty well in a semi circle roughly 30' across. I figured I could step inside the semicircle's arc and spray the entire thing out. I leapt over a rock to get to the center, but my boot hit the top of the rock and I fell into the coals. Almost. I was able to right myself before I hit the ground but I dropped the hose and hit the bale to all the way open at the same time. The pressure of the water made the hose go flail and begin whipping around. It kinda bounced straight back into my hands so I caught it and shut off the water after noticing that the hose had put out the fire by itself. 'Whew,' I thought, 'Well that was kind of embarrassing.' As I turned around I saw the new guys just standing there shaking their heads with mouths open. "That was awesome..." one let out. Apparently they had seen me perform a ninja roll/ killing blow to the fire, instead of a clumsy fall.
"Don't you forget that ever," I told them.

THAT IS F*CKING AWESOME

 

[ResonanceSD]

I graduated in English Lit. with a first.

I'm a black belt in karate.

I made a Neverwinter Nights module which 250 people played.

This thread's a good idea, I feel good about myself now

Pretty much what I was going for.