SPOILER ALERT!
The main theme of Skyfall is that Bond is a dinosaur. He is obsolete, getting old, and has outlived his usefulness. This is driven home many times along the course of the movie. In the very opening scene Bond proves his incompetence by getting shot, chasing down a (proven later) pants-on-head-retarded goon and then not being able to cope with said goon. Then Bond ignores the information being communicated to him via his radio (because the old skool guys ignore radios!) and gets shot again. Then basically the movie rips off Dark Knight Rises, without (and this is important) the Batman er Bond getting his groove back part. Basically he fails all his tests to go back in the field but they just pat his head and send him out anyways. This is proven to be a mistake throughout the rest of the movie. Sure, Bond looks all badass by taking out C-List goons (Let?s face it, an A-List goon would not sign up with a villain who is out for revenge. That?s stupid. A-Listers go for villains who have plans that will make them rich, or at least richer.) but otherwise his flagging skill-set isn?t up to the task. Oh and the bad guy is Jason Bourne, with an inexplicable amount of resources and henchmen (again, C-List henchmen, but there's still a bunch of them). I?m not going into the ?James Bond isn?t his real name? argument (though that has been established as far back as George Lazenby) but the whole family homestead bit was incredibly stupid. But the thing that makes this the worst Bond movie ever? Bond fails. The villain gets everything he wants and Bond doesn?t stop him. The villain wanted three things: to reveal MI6s agents (He succeeds with no indication that anyone stopped him from revealing the rest of the agents), to kill M (One of his C-List goons actually kills M with a ricochet so? success!), and to die (Bond helps him with this in a bad-horror-movie-death-scene. Strike that, it?s a god-awful-horror-movie-death-scene.) The bad guy takes his time to call in reinforcements while Bond is doing a bad MacGyver impersonation. Seriously, the end of the movie is the stupidest part. Even M doesn?t pull her head out of her ass long enough to say ?we?ve had time to call in the entire SAS at this point?. So yeah, then there?s a bad melodrama scene where Bond realizes that his ?old skool? approach completely failed (I?m going to make a ?you had one job!? meme about that, though feel free to beat me to it) and after that? everything is forgiven. It?s like Bond is the part of the ?special? team and you can?t tell him that he screwed up or he?ll cry. I?ll admit that Ralph Fiennes is as good a choice for a replacement M as any, but it doesn?t really do anything more than point out just how bad Bond screwed up.
On the subject of Daniel Craig: I didn?t mind when he was cast as the new Bond. It?s been established that James Bond is just a codename given to agent 007 long ago. There could be a black Bond (Idris Elba apparently wants the part and I hope he gets it. I also hope he gets better scripts.) and it would make no difference as long as he was good at his job. The thing with the Daniel Craig Bond is that they?re trying too hard to make him human. Bond isn?t human, he?s a professional killer and that sucks the humanity out of you. Well this time to make Bond human they made him into a colossal failure. Well done. I guess that is someone people can relate to.
The main theme of Skyfall is that Bond is a dinosaur. He is obsolete, getting old, and has outlived his usefulness. This is driven home many times along the course of the movie. In the very opening scene Bond proves his incompetence by getting shot, chasing down a (proven later) pants-on-head-retarded goon and then not being able to cope with said goon. Then Bond ignores the information being communicated to him via his radio (because the old skool guys ignore radios!) and gets shot again. Then basically the movie rips off Dark Knight Rises, without (and this is important) the Batman er Bond getting his groove back part. Basically he fails all his tests to go back in the field but they just pat his head and send him out anyways. This is proven to be a mistake throughout the rest of the movie. Sure, Bond looks all badass by taking out C-List goons (Let?s face it, an A-List goon would not sign up with a villain who is out for revenge. That?s stupid. A-Listers go for villains who have plans that will make them rich, or at least richer.) but otherwise his flagging skill-set isn?t up to the task. Oh and the bad guy is Jason Bourne, with an inexplicable amount of resources and henchmen (again, C-List henchmen, but there's still a bunch of them). I?m not going into the ?James Bond isn?t his real name? argument (though that has been established as far back as George Lazenby) but the whole family homestead bit was incredibly stupid. But the thing that makes this the worst Bond movie ever? Bond fails. The villain gets everything he wants and Bond doesn?t stop him. The villain wanted three things: to reveal MI6s agents (He succeeds with no indication that anyone stopped him from revealing the rest of the agents), to kill M (One of his C-List goons actually kills M with a ricochet so? success!), and to die (Bond helps him with this in a bad-horror-movie-death-scene. Strike that, it?s a god-awful-horror-movie-death-scene.) The bad guy takes his time to call in reinforcements while Bond is doing a bad MacGyver impersonation. Seriously, the end of the movie is the stupidest part. Even M doesn?t pull her head out of her ass long enough to say ?we?ve had time to call in the entire SAS at this point?. So yeah, then there?s a bad melodrama scene where Bond realizes that his ?old skool? approach completely failed (I?m going to make a ?you had one job!? meme about that, though feel free to beat me to it) and after that? everything is forgiven. It?s like Bond is the part of the ?special? team and you can?t tell him that he screwed up or he?ll cry. I?ll admit that Ralph Fiennes is as good a choice for a replacement M as any, but it doesn?t really do anything more than point out just how bad Bond screwed up.
On the subject of Daniel Craig: I didn?t mind when he was cast as the new Bond. It?s been established that James Bond is just a codename given to agent 007 long ago. There could be a black Bond (Idris Elba apparently wants the part and I hope he gets it. I also hope he gets better scripts.) and it would make no difference as long as he was good at his job. The thing with the Daniel Craig Bond is that they?re trying too hard to make him human. Bond isn?t human, he?s a professional killer and that sucks the humanity out of you. Well this time to make Bond human they made him into a colossal failure. Well done. I guess that is someone people can relate to.