British City Council Unprepared For Walking Dead

[Woodsey]

We have cricket bats, and subsequently no need for your fancy plans.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Its okay, my town already have their own plan of action against zombies (if i remeber reading correctly)

The town i live in the UK get bored and have nothing better to post in their local paper lol

 

[Daystar Clarion]

We have cricket bats, and subsequently no need for your fancy plans.

Gotta make sure someone is designated as the music provider. Can't cricket bat zombies to a bloody pulp without some Queen playing, that just wouldn't be proper.

 

[nuba km]

The British Government acknowledges that its citizens will have prepared their own plans, thanks to their Public Information film titled "Shaun Of The Dead". Anyone who failed to prepare, Darwin sends his regards.

that was the best and funniest PSA that I ever watched five times.

Also I already have plans encase of zombie invasion though knowing the government has one would be nice.

 

[iniudan]

Spoiler

If a zombie outbreak happens in either europe or america both the UK and Ireland are fine. Hooray for islands!

Unless they make it through the ocean....then god help us all.

As an American, it would be uncouth for me to point out the typical British inability to keep up with her former colonies, so instead I will just continue petting this bald eagle, secure in the knowledge that I probably won't be torn apart by the ravenous dead any time soon.

I maintain that being an island nation may save us British!

Failing that, I live in Scotland and thus will go live in the mountains and be self sufficient and laugh at the rest of the world.

Also, French zombies probably aren't a threat, so the Channel Tunnel can be left open.

Never mind what I first said didn't see your last line

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

You say that, but if season 1 of The Walking Dead (which is basically a documentary) has told us anything, it's that the CDC are shit, and you don't have enough Texas rangers to save everyone.

So I hope that bald eagle of yours is packing heat.

Need I say more?

What the fuck is that on the far left? A Buster Sword?? Can I come stay with you when it begins?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

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Oh god this has made my day.

Leicester City Council can't even collect build statues properly, never mind the walking dead.

They usually ship them to Northfields or Beaumont anyway, away from us normal people.

As an American, it would be uncouth for me to point out the typical British inability to keep up with her former colonies, so instead I will just continue petting this bald eagle, secure in the knowledge that I probably won't be torn apart by the ravenous dead any time soon.

We just ship all our zombies to our colonies and then let them think we've given them Independence. *sweet smile*

 

[Daystar Clarion]

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Oh god this has made my day.

Leicester City Council can't even collect rubbish properly, never mind the walking dead.

They usually ship them to Northfields or Beaumont anyway, away from us normal people.

It makes me wonder. If we can't be arsed to do anything in life, will be bothered about killing people as zombies?

"Ahh what's the point, our zombie apocalypse will be shit anyway."

 

[deathninja]

Trust me, LCC is unprepared for a lot more than just zombies.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

"Today throughout the UK reports of light falling snow have been reported along coastal areas, and while the roads remain open, the chances of snow settling have been recorded as 'mild."

City Council: ITS THE END OF ALL THINGS!! REPENT! REPEEENT!!!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Trust me, LCC is unprepared for a lot more than just zombies.

Unless it involves selling off large tracts of historical land to DMU.

 

[icame]

This is why we are all going to die. Having a plan is the best way to stop the spread!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"Today throughout the UK reports of light falling snow have been reported along coastal areas, and while the roads remain open, the chances of snow settling have been recorded as 'mild."

Ah, President Madagascar, I didn't realise you had moved.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

In that same spirit:

Englands Plan for the Zombie Apocolypse

Spoiler

 

[Vault Girl]

Unless Chester City and West Cheshire council implement plans incase of this scenario i am going to be vigilant.

Even if the conservative agenda has turned most of the population in to zombies already

 

[ZombieGenesis]

I take it back, I just made a new Plan A

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

We have cricket bats, and subsequently no need for your fancy plans.

Gotta make sure someone is designated as the music provider. Can't cricket bat zombies to a bloody pulp without some Queen playing, that's just not Cricket.

Is what I desperately wanted you to say. :/

*Bah Dum Tish*

 

[FalloutJack]

-Zombies!-

Not to worry! Pick up a cricket bat and shovel and follow me!

IT'S OBVIOUS THE BRITISH GOV. ARE ZOMBIES.

I mean why else wouldn't they have a plan HUH.

obvious.

And the royal family are werewolves! (Thank YOU, Doctor Who!)

 

[SystemUpdate]

To be honest I think us British will deal with zombies better than our snow days.

If more than an inch of snow rests on our shores, all laws and order crumble and the country grinds to a halt.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

To be honest I think us British will deal with zombies better than our snow days.

If more than an inch of snow rests on our shores, all laws and order crumble and the country grinds to a halt.

That's because we hate being cold.

Zombies? No problem.

Really cold? We just want to stay in bed and drink tea.