British City Council Unprepared For Walking Dead

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Bashing a zombie's skull with a cricket bat is nothing compared to scraping the ice off a car windscreen.

 

[Danny Ocean]

I'd say the plan for a great deal of us will be this:

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Or this...

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Really cold? We just want to stay in bed and drink tea.

It's not so much that the snow genuinely stops us going to work and school, it's more that we want the snow to stop us going to work and school. A kind of subconscious consensus is reached in the national psyche where we all know that it isn't really an excuse but we all keep quiet so that we can all get the day off.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

And for those Chizits here, does this look familiar?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

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Hell, I know that's what I do.

*1 foot of snow on the ground, easy to traverse*

"Awww bloody hell, I'll never be able to get through this tundra. Best stay next to the kettle, where it's safe."

 

[DSK-]

Silly OP. Little do you know that the Zombie Hordes, contrary to popular belief, are not native to our temperate climate

 

[Danny Ocean]

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Hell, I know that's what I do.

*1 for of snow on the ground, easy to traverse*

"Awww bloody hell, I'll never be able to get through this tundra. Best stay next to the kettle, where it's safe."

Yeah I do it too. We had about three inches of snow a while ago. Absolutely far far faar too dangerous to go out.

I couldn't even go out for a while once it started melting. Polar bears had migrated South and were camping in our garden and wouldn't let me out.

Seriously. I put that in the absence book and no-one chased me up on it.

I think they're just jealous of my improv skills.

 

[mb16]

In that same spirit:

Englands Plan for the Zombie Apocolypse

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but what happens if you are out of tea as the zombies have cut the trade route to india?

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its fine, our tanks have teapots in them

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I live in the Lake District surrounded by well armed farmers.

I feel safe.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

In that same spirit:

Englands Plan for the Zombie Apocolypse

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but what happens if you are out of tea as the zombies have cut the trade route to india?

Spoiler: i made this, im so proud

I'm fucking stealing that image right now.

Yoink.

 

[Danny Ocean]

its fine, our tanks have teapots in them

The best thing is that they actually do.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

I'm pretty sure with the amount of zombie media and referencing in geek and popular culture, if a zombie outbreak DID happen, it would be crippled and ended within a day.
People are just THAT well versed on zombies.

Kinda dissapointing in a way.

Yeah, probably. A week tops.

but then our biggest issue would be the inevitable "zombie rights group" that would say "But zombies deserve to live FREEEEE! " and then firebomb any anti-zombie people.

 

[Eiv]

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As an American, it would be uncouth for me to point out the typical British inability to keep up with her former colonies, so instead I will just continue petting this bald eagle, secure in the knowledge that I probably won't be torn apart by the ravenous dead any time soon.

We just ship all our zombies to our colonies and then let them think we've given them Independence. *sweet smile*

This, my good sir. Made my day. you gain 1 internet point

 

[ZombieGenesis]

so instead I will just continue petting this bald eagle

Wait, aren't Bald Eagles almost extinct?
... I think your bird might be undead already.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

so instead I will just continue petting this bald eagle

Wait, aren't Bald Eagles almost extinct?
... I think your bird might be undead already.

Probably due to Americans petting them all the time. With excessive force.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

It's not a stupid question, really. A zombie apocalypse is no different than any other disease apocalypse, like a modern version of a black plague. Being unprepared for zombies means being unprepared for anything of the like.

On a serious note, we did survive swine flu and foot/mouth relatively unscathed - which is admirable considering Twycross Zoo, Bradgate Park and the surrounding areas.

 

[Ramin 123]

With Zombies, it always pays to think a head.

I've been prepared for years. Why do you think I've kept my parents' old vinyl records?

Please to explain? I don't always get references.

Shaun of the dead man cmon

 

[Seanfall]

Which goes to proove that having an official plan makes every catastrophy a bit more bearable.

I would want to have an official plan in case of Earth was about to break in two bits. Get on it goverment! NOW!

"Stick your head between your legs and kiss your bum good bye."